“Discover The Secret Weapon Millions Of Asians Use
To Get ‘Shower Fresh’ Clean After Every Toilet Visit”
Look, I know your time is precious. So I’ll get straight to the point.
Toilet paper is NOT getting your body clean.
Period!
Toilet paper is just smearing most of “it’ off.
But you’ll NEVER get properly clean.
…
Don’t you work far too hard to be putting up with toilet paper in 2021?
…
Hi, my name’s Greg. And all through my childhood and teen years, I was fed up with feeling nasty after using rough old toilet paper.
And I was often in excruciating pain as the abrasive toilet paper tore my young, tender skin.
But the truth is, I dreamed of finding a better solution.
I asked for help. I even went to the doctor.
However, no one helped.
Thankfully, while on a trip to Asia, I discovered a superior cleansing device called The Bum Gun bidet sprayer.
Now, I can’t live without it.
I’ve joined the ever-growing tribe who will NEVER go back to toilet paper. Ever!
Today, it’s your turn to experience the delight this mini-shower can provide.
And there’s one thing I am certain about.
You will NEVER (willingly) return to toilet paper either after discovering the effectiveness of The Bum Gun.
No one does.
You’ll Love Being Clean with The Bum Gun
Unless you’re the next unibomber living out in the woods, I’m sure you love the feeling of a refreshing shower. With The Bum Gun you will relish being “shower fresh” clean after every bathroom visit.
Toilet Paper Hurts
However much the toilet paper ads try to convince us their product is ‘soft and fluffy’, the truth is, toilet paper is abrasive. It cuts your skin. And it can hurt like hell.
Money Down The Toilet
Have you ever calculated how much money you spend on toilet paper every month? Every year? Imagine how much you spend in the 5-year period of The Bum Gun warranty. It’ll be in the thousands. That’s money you could spend on fun things. Perhaps that holiday you’ve always promised yourself.
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Wet Wipes Are Not The Answer
Of course wet wipes offer some relief over dry, abrasive toilet paper. But disposal is the major problem. Wet wipes are NOT flushable as the manufacturers say. The truth is wet wipes form into fatbergs in our sewers. And cost millions per month to remove. Don’t be a part of the problem.
Environmental Costs of Toilet Paper Can’t Be Ignored
It’s no secret the toilet paper industry chops millions of trees every day. And a lot of those trees come from virgin forests. This large-scale use of virgin timber contributes to massive deforestation. Then they waste billions of gallons of water. Tons of chemicals. And countless terawatts of electricity. All for a single use product that isn’t even that effective.
It’s Time For The Bum Gun
Unless you’re living with no running water, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t test drive The Bum Gun for yourself. There are just so many advantages waiting for you. For the price of a small meal for two, you have a chance to test this life-changing product. And there’s a very strong reason why no one returns to toilet paper after discovering the benefits of The Bum Gun. These benefits are waiting for you and your loved ones.
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