Affordable Luxury
“I can’t believe someone didn’t think of this sooner. I’m loving my Bum Gun” – Terri, Florida
“Discover How To Get ‘Shower Fresh’ Clean After Every Poop
With The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer”
You Deserve To Be Free From Toilet Paper Pain
The abrasive nature of toilet paper often means it tears your skin. This can lead to painful rashes. It’s unhygienic.
And it’s not just uncomfortable and itchy. But can hurt badly. You don’t need this hassle in your life.
You can easily save yourself from this discomfort by spraying with fresh water.
Use a couple of sheets to dab dry or a small cloth.
This is a must have product that pays for itself within a couple of months, for most families.
The Bum Gun Is Much Kinder To The Environment
Everyone should be doing their little bit to preserve our environment. And upgrading to The Bum Gun truly is a no-brainer. I’m not saying stop using wood. But using virgin forests in the 21st century for toilet paper just doesn’t make sense.
It’s unsustainable. And is wasteful.
And it’s just unnecessary when we have a far superior product that will get you properly clean and fresh, every time.
Even if you don’t care about the environment, you surely care about your quality of life.
Enjoy Being ‘Shower Fresh Clean’ After The Toilet
There is no getting around the fact toilet paper smears. Freshwater gets you ‘shower fresh clean’.
I think you work far too hard towards a better life for yourself and your family to still be using toilet paper in the 21st century.
Technology has advanced since the 1800s when toilet paper was invented. Don’t you think it’s time to upgrade your bathroom?
Your family needs this VIP kind of luxury every time they’re using the toilet.
Save Your Hard-Earned Money
You don’t work hard for a better quality of life to then waste it on ‘throw-away’ products. Especially now there is a far superior alternative.
Look, growing up toilet paper was our only option. But thankfully time has moved on.
And there is a super simple device, some call a ‘mini-shower-hose’. Installed right next to your toilet, it’s so easy to grab it, aim, and fire.
Just squeeze for a few seconds and you’ll be just as clean as your morning shower.
304 Stainless Steel Bidet Sprayers
Never again will you have to smear around hoping to get clean. The Titan has been designed to provide you with a very controlled direct spray action to ensure a ‘shower fresh clean’ every time.
And in seconds, without even having to get undressed.
All essential core components, such as the body, hose and trigger are made of premium 304 stainless steel.
So you never have to worry about cracks and splits causing leaks common with the cheap plastic and PVC copies you might have seen.
1 x Titan
1 x Titan Set
2 x Titans
2 x Titan Sets
Save Your Hard Earned Money
Have you ever calculated how much you spend on toilet paper over a 5 year period? I bet you'd be pretty shocked if you worked it out. It'll be much higher than you think. And why not spend that money on something much more fun.
304 Stainless Steel Bum Guns
Invest in our 304 stainless steel bum gun bidet sprayers with an elegant matt satin finish. Stainless steel is not just the perfect complement to your bathroom. But it'll last you for years and years.
