Let’s Get To Know Who Created The Bum Gun Company and What It’s About …
“You Can’t Afford to Miss This Upgrade in Your Family’s Quality of Life?”
Toilet Paper is a Dated Invention That NEVER Got You Properly Clean.
Give THE BUM GUN A Chance to Kickstart Your Happiness Today!
Dear Toilet Paper User
Are you looking for a cleaner, more hygienic & more comfortable way to use the bathroom?
Transform Your Life Today With
The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer
This 21st-century solution to an age-old problem will change your life forever. This is one of those products which will radically change a generation. Much like the microwave oven, the mobile phone, and the indoor toilet, THE BUM GUN BIDET SPRAYER WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
You might not know it yet. But heck, we all catch on at different rates. I was one of the last of my friends to get a mobile phone, thinking I could do without one. But now I realize I can’t live without my phone.
Just like you will NEVER live without THE BUM GUN, once you discover its effectiveness.
Most people who have never tried The Bum Gun make this same mistake. Some inventions, just suit everyone. And the longer you put off this upgrade in your life, the longer you will miss out on the benefits of improving the quality of your life.
Never mind wasting your $Money$!
Do you want to miss out when so many people are switching to The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer?
Don’t be the last to upgrade as this customer found out.
Why Did I Wait A Year? Arrhhhh!!
I first talked to The Bum Gun Company about ordering a bidet sprayer over a year ago, but I thought I was too busy to continue with the
Boy am I mad I waited this long!! This bum spraying,
The Bum Gun bidet sprayer rocks – thanks
S. Hackney Alwoodly Leeds LS17
No one deserves to have to put up with poor hygiene and the battered life too much exposure to bacteria can burden you with.
Life is far too short to be held back just because you don’t have the right tools to live a fresh and healthy life.
WHAT THE TOILET PAPER COMPANIES DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW
If you are down the gym every
Having bacteria on your hands, then on your face as you scratch your nose is not conducive to having
Put some distance between bacteria and your hands, with the invigorating jet of water of a bidet sprayer from The Bum Gun Company.
A Word From The Bum Gun CEO
Hello and welcome! My name is Greg Noland and I am the CEO & Founder of The Bum Gun Company®. I started my first business at the age of 9, and had a team of 4 employees before my eleventh birthday, and things have just grown since then.
The Car Crash That Changed Everything
After surviving a fatal car accident at the age of 29, I feel I received what I call “The Mission to Contribute”: a calling to help others get the most out of their lives. After lying in bed for 5 months with a broken back I have dedicated my life to searching for ways to help people be the best that they can be. Since I discovered The Bum Gun bidet sprayer when I first travelled to Thailand to train Thai Boxing I have devoted my life to educating as many people as I can to the benefits of this simple, yet amazing technology.
The 5/20 Plan
This is my major plan for the next 5 years – to inspire 20 million people around the globe to make a major change in their lives through better personal hygiene. At the forefront of this quest is educating people about the personal, financial and environmental benefits of The Bum Gun bidet sprayer.