Single Titan Bidet Sprayer
Perfect for: Single bathroom installation or customers who already have a valve.
Titan Bidet Sprayer + 3 Way Valve
Perfect for: Customers wanting a complete installation with added safety and convenience.
2 Titan Bidet Sprayer Sets
Perfect for: Two bathroom upgrades with complete safety and convenience.
Why Our Titan Bidet Sprayers Offer Superior Quality
- 304 Stainless Steel - Medical-grade quality that should last 8-10+ years (our CEO's units are still perfect after 8-9 years)
- 5-Year Warranty - We stand behind our quality - competitors offer 1 year maximum
- Precision Nozzle Design - Controlled spray hitting a 10p coin area (not wasteful mini-shower like cheap sprayers)
- Adjustable Pressure Trigger - Perfect control from gentle to powerful (cheap sprayers are full-blast or off only)
- 360° Swivel Collars - 304 stainless steel collars prevent kinks and leaks (cheap ABS plastic cracks and fails)
- Perfect Weight & Balance - Ergonomic design, comfortable for everyone in the family
What's Included With Every Titan Bidet Sprayer Set
- ✅ Titan Bum Gun sprayer (304 stainless steel, matt satin finish)
- ✅ 1.2m reinforced hose (woven nylon braid, kink-proof, stainless steel collars)
- ✅ Wall mounting bracket (elegant chrome finish)
- ✅ 3-way safety valve (connects to existing toilet supply)
- ✅ All fixtures & fittings (PTFE tape can provide a better fit, not provided)
- ✅ 5-year warranty (long ironclad warranty, no hassle)
- ✅ Simple 15-minute installation (a professional plumber is still advised)
Why You NEED The Safety Valve [Highly Recommended]
Our Titan bidet sprayer promotions include the choice of a 3-way safety valve that extends your sprayer life and gives you total control:
- 1️⃣ Extends sprayer life - Not under constant pressure (prevents hose fatigue)
- 2️⃣ Easy shut-off - When leaving the house, going to work, or on holiday
- 3️⃣ Better pressure control - Fine-tune water flow to your preference
- 4️⃣ Simple cleaning - Shut off valve, remove sprayer, deep clean easily
Matt satin brushed finish matches the Titan perfectly
What Happy Customers Say
See why customers love our Titan bidet sprayer promotions:
"Haven't used unhygienic poop smearing toilet paper for 20 years. Treat yourself to The Bum Gun. You'll never look back. Toilet paper is only used for dabbing dry. Thank me later."
— Dave, UK
"I was familiar with Asian-style bidet sprayers and switched immediately when I returned to the UK. Four weeks in, they're winners in every sense. Smart appearance, genuinely comfortable, incredibly hygienic. This is an amazing piece of kit that every UK family deserves."
— UK Customer
"Our family can't live without The Bum Gun. We hate travelling to hotels without bidet sprayers installed - we even plan our holidays around hotels which have proper bathroom facilities."
— Rob, Melbourne, Australia
Your Investment Breakdown
One-Time Purchase: Titan Bum Gun: £75 (complete set, lasts at least 5 years)
Annual Toilet Paper Costs: Average UK family: £618/year
Payback Period: Roughly 44 days, depending on the size of your family
5-Year Savings: £2,950
10-Year Savings: £6,105
100% Risk-Free Guarantee
All our Titan bidet sprayer promotions come with a 60-day money-back guarantee - Use the Titan bidet sprayer for two full months. If you're not completely satisfied (though nobody ever returns them), we'll refund every penny.
5-Year Warranty Included - Manufacturing defects and performance issues covered. Read our complete warranty terms →
Why we're so confident: Our customer satisfaction rate is effectively 100%. People simply don't return bidet sprayers and go back to toilet paper after experiencing shower-fresh cleanliness.
Installation Is Simple (15 Minutes)
While installation is simple, we still advise using a professional plumber. No special tools required.
- Turn off the toilet water supply
- Install the T-valve adapter
- Connect the hose to the sprayer
- Mount wall bracket
- Test for leaks
- Enjoy shower-fresh cleanliness!
Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know before ordering your Titan Bidet Sprayer.
Can I use warm water with the Titan bidet sprayer?
Yes - the Titan can be used with a warm water mixer valve (not included). The standard setup uses cold water, which most customers find perfectly comfortable.
Is cold water uncomfortable?
Most customers find cold water refreshing, not uncomfortable. Remember, it's a quick spray (3-5 seconds), not a prolonged exposure.
Will it fit my toilet?
Yes - the Titan fits all UK toilets with standard 15mm (½ inch) water supply connections.
See our complete FAQ →
How long does installation take?
15 minutes for most people, although we still advise using a professional plumber.
What if I have problems?
We provide ongoing support. Email or call us - we try to respond within 24 hours and help until you're fully satisfied.
Why should I buy the 3-way valve?
The valve extends your sprayer's life significantly by removing constant water pressure when not in use. It also gives you better control and makes shut-off easy when travelling or cleaning.
Are wet wipes a better alternative to toilet paper?
Absolutely not. Wet wipes cause massive fatberg problems in UK sewers, costing millions to remove. Thames Water is now prosecuting wet wipe users, and the government has banned plastic wet wipes. Bidet sprayers eliminate the need for both toilet paper AND wet wipes.
Is The Bum Gun better for women's hygiene?
Yes - your daughter deserves better than toilet paper. Bidet sprayers provide gentle, thorough cleaning that's especially important during menstruation. Many women report this is the biggest hygiene improvement they've ever made.
Why Choose The Bum Gun Company?
Our Titan bidet sprayer promotions offer the best value in the bidet sprayer market in terms of price, warranty and quality.
✓ We Use What We Sell
Our CEO's Titan bidet sprayer units are 8-9 years old and still perfect. We're proud of our quality.
✓ 5-Year Warranty
Our stand behind our products long-term, not just until the Titan bidet sprayer promotions end.
✓ 100% Customer Satisfaction
Nobody returns to toilet paper after discovering the joys of bidet sprayers.
✓ Ongoing Support
We don't disappear after purchase. Need help? We're here.
🌿 Environmental Impact
By choosing one of our Titan bidet sprayer promotions today, your family:
Note: Wet wipes have created a sewer crisis in the UK. Thames Water spent £18m tackling the Feltham fatberg, and consumers remain confused about 'flushable' wet wipes that actually clog sewers. See 5 shocking ways toilet paper hurts the environment.
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Thousands of customers have upgraded their bathroom experience with the Titan Bidet Sprayer. Here are some of their experiences.