I discovered this smart invention whilst on a trip to Asia in 1991. It has changed my life forever. That’s when I first experienced the bum gun benefits that billions of people worldwide already knew about. Without going into the gory detail here, (I’ll get to that later)

• I hated the results toilet paper was giving me.
• It was cutting my skin, giving me endless pain & discomfort.
• I knew toilet paper was never getting me clean, and that made me feel uncomfortable and dirty.
• And I hated wasting money down the toilet every single day on a useless product.

 Now, a more practical and hygienic cleansing solution after every bathroom visit.

“But I must warn you. Once you start using this upgrade in health & hygiene, you will never be happy using toilet paper again!”

You will love going to the bathroom as soon as you have The Bum Gun installed.

No more having to strip off and jump in the shower because you feel dirty after using toilet paper.

Look, the truth is, the world is taking up this incredible device in waves. Soon, every restaurant, café, bar or hotel will have The Bum Gun installed. Just like in Asia. Once people discover the awesome bum gun benefits firsthand, adoption will become inevitable. 

Ready to refresh and properly cleanse your most intimate areas after every toilet visit?

You will love this device in your life, suitable for all the family

Many people don’t want to talk about hygiene habits. You might even be uncomfortable reading this. But please keep with me. I promise you’ll not regret it.

• When you urinate, do you think toilet paper is the most effective way to clean?
• After a no.2 (or bowel movement), do you think toilet paper is the best way to clean your undercarriage?
• Do you think it is a good idea to contaminate your fingers with faecal matter or urine?

Water is always your preferred option when cleaning everything else in your life.

Now is the time to update your bathroom.

Let’s take the right step to solve these important hygiene issues. Every day, I cherish this invention and HATE it when I have to use toilet paper away from home.

Why Toilet Paper is Not the Perfect Solution For Your Family

• When you get your hands dirty. Do you wipe them with a cloth or tissue? 
• When your clothes are dirty. Do you take a cloth to wipe them clean?
• When a bird poops on your arm in your garden. Do you use a tissue to try to wipe it off?
• When you are dripping with sweat from the gym. Do you use a cloth to try to wipe your body clean?

I bet you answered no to all four questions. You use water to clean yourself and your clothes properly in all these situations.

So, why do you still use toilet paper?

I’m guessing you still use toilet paper because you don’t know any different.

It is not your fault, because you just haven’t heard about this modern development in personal hygiene yet.

Or you’ve heard the name but didn’t understand what it does, or how it works. And you might be thinking, who is this guy, and why is he qualified to sell this product. I will explain below…

You Deserve The 21^st Century Bathroom Hygiene Solution

When I first discovered The Bum Gun bidet sprayer, it solved every toilet paper problem I’d struggled with for years. Understanding the bum gun benefits changed everything for me.

And if you’re experiencing the same frustrations – skin irritation, never feeling properly clean, wasting money weekly – you deserve the same relief.

This life-changing device is The Bum Gun bidet sprayer. Millions of Asians use its invigorating jet of water to refresh and cleanse every day.

Using water to clean your body should not surprise you. So don’t discount this advancement in bathroom hygiene before you give it a chance.

You’ll kick yourself if you miss this chance to improve your life. I don’t want that to happen to you. You work far too hard to have to struggle on with toilet paper.

You deserve better in your life.

You might think there is nothing wrong with toilet paper. And, you’re right in thinking that. I was the same too. I was even in Thailand for 2 months before I tried The Bum Gun.

It wasn’t until I had a bad stomach upset that I tried this ‘odd sprayer’.

Wow. What an eye-opening experience. And I’ve never looked back.

If you tried the old bidets back in the 1980’s and weren’t impressed – don’t give up on modern bidet sprayers. Those old-style standalone bidets are nothing like The Bum Gun’s invigorating handheld jet spray. Completely different technology, completely different experience.

The Bum Gun is cheaper than those old style bidets for a start. It’s more practical and saves space too.

The Titan Bidet Sprayer will deliver these bum gun benefits:

• Provide a more comforting and softer way to clean your private parts
• Help you avoid hand contamination from using toilet paper
• Help you prevent messing up your underpants
• Have a cleansing, soothing, and refreshing feeling after every bathroom visit
• Help avoid part of the pain of haemorrhoids that toilet paper can cause
• Help women avoid overusing irritating feminine hygiene sprays. And give massive benefits during menstruation.

If you switch to using The Bum Gun, you will improve your personal hygiene immensely, but also make a hugely positive difference to the environment. These are just some of the bum gun benefits you’ll experience daily.

Ok, if ‘The Bum Gun’ is so wonderful and has so many benefits…

Why Don’t More People Know About The Bum Gun Benefits?

Standard bidets have been around for years but most people could not afford them or didn’t have big enough bathrooms to install them.

Some of you might have tried one and didn’t like them. I was like that too. I tried one at my friend’s house when I was a teenager, but the water jet was so weak it hardly gave a decent clean. Plus, it was not convenient to finish your business and then have to jump on to another unit.

However, in the last twenty years, there has been a revolution in the form of The Bum Gun stainless steel sprayer:

• No separate bathroom unit required – installs beside your existing toilet
• Handheld mini-shower design with trigger control in your palm
• Adjustable water pressure – you control the exact strength you want
• Quality and precision unmatched by any other bidet type

Honestly, since I discovered the bum gun benefits firsthand, I was very confused why something so effective is not in every bathroom in the UK, USA, Canada and across Europe. I agree with you that it is baffling.

And to be honest, I am SHOCKED this device is not mainstream already.

But I know, through the hundreds, if not thousands of Bum Gun users I have spoken to over the years, they will NEVER return to toilet paper.

That is social proof enough that this device is an absolute winner. Perhaps thinking about and talking about a device to properly clean your private parts (front and back for the ladies) might just be too strange.

Many Europeans tell me that using water to clean after the toilet is much more common in their countries. And most Asians do not even believe me that most Britons and Americans are still using toilet paper.

They honestly do not believe me that such ‘advanced cultures’ are still using toilet paper.

It’s definitely time for toilet paper users to embrace this modern technology and put all the embarrassment behind them. They deserve better in their lives, and they owe it to their children and extended families to give The Bum Gun bidet sprayer a chance to prove how properly clean it can help them to be.

I have heard many excuses over the years why toilet paper users might not experience the bum gun benefits yet:

• Too difficult to install
• Probably too expensive
• They would use too much water
• The cold water will give them too much of a shock.
• Possibly difficult to use

But these concerns and worries have no basis at all. The Titan model is our supreme bestseller, and in most cases can be installed within 15 minutes by a professional plumber.

The Bum Gun bidet sprayer can also be connected to a thermostat so you can use warm water if you wish.

Grabbing streams of toilet paper, folding or scrunching, reaching back, wiping, reaching again, folding or scrunching, reaching back, wiping, again and again and again, is far more complicated than picking up The Bum Gun in one hand, aiming, squeezing the trigger, then drying off. In fact, The Bum Gun is unbelievably simple to use.

Some Products Simply Just Beat The Products They Replace

In my experience, there are some products which come to market and they just beat what came before them without question. These kinds of products just provide clear improvements to the quality of people’s lives, so people embrace them with very little resistance.

And The Bum Gun is one of those products. However much people might feel shy about talking about their hygiene, I don’t believe they will stick with inferior products because of this shyness. Once they understand the bum gun benefits, the decision becomes obvious.

The resistance only comes with making the first step. And that is agreeing to give this refreshing bidet sprayer a try.

Who doesn’t want to enhance their personal hygiene?

We all spend billions every year on deodorants, body care products, gym memberships, and fashionable clothes and accessories, so why would you not want to be ‘Shower Fresh’ clean after every toilet visit?

Ok, ok, so how much does this fancy personal hygiene product cost? Must be an arm and a leg right?

Your Return on Investment (ROI) Within Months

No. I will explain the true cost of The Bum Gun bidet sprayer in the chart below. First, as we know, the toilet paper multi-pack annoyingly fills most of the shopping trolley in the supermarket. And this is one of those products, probably due to the size, that we don’t often stock up on by more than a week or two supply.

So in the chart below, I will compare a 9-roll multi-pack of toilet paper with our best-selling bidet sprayer, The Titan.

Here are a few examples of estimated payback timeframes on your bidet from toilet paper savings. I understand that your house might use less or more than the figures stated, and also that you might use a different brand, at a different price point. So, please just use the figures given as a guideline.

Furthermore, I have not included the price of water as this is minimal anyway.

In the UK, a typical brand’s 9-pack sells for about £6.50 and has 160 sheets per roll (Tesco & Sainsbury’s – Andrex Ultimate Quilts), meaning that the pack will last a family of four about 4 days.

• †Sample pricing and data were compiled on 2nd January, 2026.
• ††Based on a UK household size of 4 people, and a daily average use of 90 sheets per person.

These bum gun benefits translate to real money back in your pocket – £2,838 over 5 years.

The costs above do not include:

• Visitors to your house
• Teenage girls living in the house (they use more, much more)
• Price increases of toilet paper over 5 years
• Fuel costs to go buy toilet paper every week

From the table, you can see how the Titan set (Titan and 3 way valve inc P&P) £87 would pay for itself within only 7 weeks.

Depending on your household habits, your payback period could even be less, such as having more children, or female teens who use the most toilet paper out of all participants in our surveys.

Note:

Want a detailed breakdown comparing every aspect of bidet sprayers vs toilet paper? Read our complete side-by-side comparison →

For the most comprehensive guide covering all bum gun benefits in depth, see our complete benefits guide →

Disclaimer:

For sure, you might use less than 90 sheets per day. You might buy a cheaper brand of toilet paper than Andrex Ultimate Quilts.

But many people tell me they use much more than 90 sheets per day. And they buy more expensive brands.

So, please use the figures as a baseline only.

Does £87 sound like an expensive investment for your house?

I just took these regular household products from the Debenhams website. There is nothing life-changing out of any of these products, but most people have something similar.

I would NEVER replace my Bum Gun in favour of any of these appliances if I could only choose one product.

• Dualit Toaster: £80
• Miele Allervac 5000 Vacuum Cleaner: £279
• Krups Pixie Red Coffee Machine: £190
• Sage Juicer: £150
• Microwave Oven: £279
• KitchenAid ‘Candy Apple’ food mixer: £429

The reason I have shown this analysis is to help you understand that The Bum Gun is not expensive. In fact, The Bum Gun will save you a very tidy amount over 5 years.

And with an ROI of only 7 weeks there is nothing to hold your family back.

And of course, this is in addition to all the extraordinary hygiene benefits you get… plus, the environmental savings you’re contributing to as well.

Installation of The Bum Gun Is A 10 Minute Job

The Bum Gun bidet sprayer is installed right next to the toilet, and with the help of a T-valve, or 3-way valve, water can be fed to fill your toilet’s tank, and feed The Bum Gun.

Installation does not usually require any specialist tools or skills. But of course, please contact your local plumber to make sure your installation is done right.

Please see our Installation of The Bum Gun video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OSDKHiwZm8

Are Females The Biggest Beneficiaries of The Bum Gun?

Obviously, due to the differences in physical make-up between the sexes, some would argue that females are the biggest benefactors of The Bum Gun bidet sprayer.

Earlier, I mentioned how important it is to clean your genitals and your anal area after using the toilet. Well, I’m sure most guys would feel they don’t need to use toilet paper after urinating, but all females do. Then, of course, there is female menstruation, when The Bum Gun bidet sprayer is definitely the female’s best friend. Just ask my wife.

In these situations, The Bum Gun bidet sprayer really beats all competition. It truly is the practical solution and supports the dual-purpose hygiene mentioned above. When using The Bum Gun bidet sprayer in a public restroom, you’ll most likely need to use a little toilet paper to dry, but when at home, most people use a towel to dry, just as you do after a shower, or washing your hands.

Here’s a summary of the biggest benefits of The Bum Gun bidet sprayer.

The Bum Gun bidet sprayer…

• Is cheaper than all forms of standard bidet, including toilet seat bidet attachments
• Saves huge amounts of toilet paper
• Doesn’t need extra space in your bathroom for the regular style bidet units
• Allows you dual-hygienic cleansing of both genitals and your anal area
• Experience all these bum gun benefits risk-free with our 60-day guarantee.

“I promise you will feel rejuvenated and refreshed like never before when you use The Bum Gun bidet sprayer.

Cleanliness and comfort – impossible to achieve with toilet paper”