“Discover The Secret Weapon Millions Of Asians Use
To Get ‘Shower Fresh’ Clean After Every Toilet Visit”
Look, I know your time is precious. So I’ll get straight to the point.
Toilet paper is NOT getting your body clean.
Toilet paper is just smearing most of “it’ off.
But you’ll NEVER get properly clean.
Don’t you work far too hard to be putting up with toilet paper in 2020?
Hi, my name’s Greg. And all through my childhood and teen years, I was fed up with feeling nasty after using rough old toilet paper.
And I was often in excruciating pain as the abrasive toilet paper tore my young, tender skin.
But the truth is, I dreamed of finding a better solution.
I asked for help. I even went to the doctor.
However, no one helped.
Thankfully, while on a trip to Asia, I discovered a superior cleansing device called The Bum Gun bidet sprayer.
Now, I can’t live without it.
I’ve joined the ever-growing tribe who will NEVER go back to toilet paper. Ever!
Today, it’s your turn to experience the delight this mini-shower can provide.
And there’s one thing I am certain about.
You will NEVER (willingly) return to toilet paper either after discovering the effectiveness of The Bum Gun.
No one does.
Here’s what Austin Powers has to say about The Bum Gun
And Bathroom Hi-Jean…
Imagine What It’ll Feel Like
To Never Have To Worry About
Toilet Paper Pain… and Discomfort Ever Again…
Before wasting your hard earned money on flimsy plastic sprayers from Amazon or ebay, which often crack and split within weeks of purchase…
…then leak all over your floor.
Discover the benefits of investing in the ‘Real Deal’ Stainless Steel Bidet Sprayers from The Bum Gun With Our Iron-Clad 5-Year Warranty!
5 Year Warranty
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60 Day Trial
Test The Bum Gun for 60 days. If you think toilet paper gets you cleaner, simply return for your money back.
Peace of Mind
Enjoy the peace of mind knowing your whole family is ‘properly’ clean after every toilet visit.
Save Your Hard-Earned Money
Save £2,568 on your toilet paper bill over the next 5 years.
Save Your Tender Bits
You’ll love the invigorating water jet. Just one of the advantages over rough old toilet paper.
Save Your Precious Time
A few seconds of spraying & you’re done. And you won’t waste time shopping for toilet paper every week.