You already know toilet paper is that it doesn’t get you properly clean, it hurts like hell, and you should detest exposing your hands to needless bacteria and germs.
Improve your standard of living, with better personal hygiene. After all, isn’t that’s what life is all about?
Who doesn’t want to improve their standard of living?
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