Bum Gun Xmas Promotion 2022
Xmas Bum Gun Promotion 2022
Look, this is super simple…
Christmas is the time for giving…
No messing about here.
“It’s Time For A Better Life – A Cleaner Life”
But before I tell you what that is…
Remember your decision could affect the life of someone close to you for as long as they live…
So please don’t mess this up and regret it years later…
Look, you want the VERY best for your family, friends and colleagues, right?
Of course, you do…
And if you’re like most people, you’ve had to put up with nasty toilet paper for years…
Heck, I was the same…
I didn’t like it…
In fact, I hated growing up with toilet paper.
But I put up with it…I had no choice back then.
I just struggled through the pain and feelings of discomfort knowing I wasn’t clean. Yuk!
Probably like your family are still doing every day.
But you know, they shouldn’t have to. Not, now technology has advanced far beyond the 1970s when I was tearing my young skin.
To be honest, using toilet paper hurt like hell, and still does when I’m forced to use it…
The massive toilet paper corporations do an amazing job convincing you it is ‘super puppy soft’, it’s ‘kinder to the environment’, and it’s ‘ever so long’. Blar, Blar, Blar…
Toilet paper is NOT soft!!
Toilet paper will NEVER be kind to the environment!!
And toilet paper is definitely NOT getting any cheaper!!
Imagine Being ‘Shower Fresh’ Clean After Every Poop
You know you work far too hard to still be putting up with toilet paper in 2022.
You know you deserve to be properly clean, after every time you go to the toilet.
Well, now you can.
Personal hygiene technology has come a long way from the 1860s when toilet paper was invented.
Now, you can have a mini-shower hose next to your toilet.
While still seated, grab The Bum Gun. Aim. Squeeze the trigger.
And an invigorating jet-stream of freshwater will clean you perfectly. Just like you stepped out of the shower.
A few dabs, and you’re dry.
‘Properly, Shower Fresh Clean’…
Either you want to continue smearing around with toilet paper or you want to get ‘Properly, Shower Fresh Clean’ after every toilet visit.
So, decision time..
Here is my Bum Gun offer for Christmas and New Year 2022.
It’s super simple for you to decide.
Presenting my Best-Selling Titan Bidet Sprayer and 3-way safety valve…
Test Drive The Bum Gun for 60 Days and I Promise You’ll Love It.
If not, simply return it.
But No One Ever Goes Back To Toilet Paper…
I sincerely hope you’ll give me the chance to supply you with the very best Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers I believe the market has right now.
- Stainless steel 304 body and hose for long life, and prevent splitting and cracking, common with cheap copy bidet sprayers you might find on Amazon and eBay.
- Long 5 Year Warranty so you can be sure you’ve got a top-quality product.
- Lowest Prices you’ve ever seen by The Bum Gun Ltd.
- 60 Day Trial Period on every Titan bidet sprayer – your satisfaction guaranteed.
- Stock available for immediate delivery
Now, don’t delay that clock up there is ticking and your nearest and dearests’ well-being is at stake…
Once that clock stops, this Special Offer will be gone forever!!
So, go ahead, make your order now, and look forward to the Cleanest Year you’ve ever had!!
You will receive:
- Our best selling Titan bidet sprayer
- A 1.2m hose
- Wall bracket with fixtures
- A 3-way safety valve so you can easily turn off the water pressure when not in use. This also protects the life of your bidet sprayer.
This is the Craziest Low price you’ll ever see, ready to be delivered to you today!
A Saving Of Over 25%!!
Take advantage of my Irresistible Offer on the Titan Bum Gun and truly make a difference in the lives of your loved ones, forever!
Looking forward to hearing from you,
CEO & Founder
The Bum Gun Ltd
Note: We have stock ready to be sent out, but I’m sorry we can’t guarantee delivery before the 25th December, although we will, of course, try our best.