Xmas Bum Gun Promotion 2019
Is your family still using toilet paper in 2019?
Either you are mega rich, and don’t mind throwing money down the toilet every single day…
Or, you just haven’t discovered the biggest breakthrough in personal hygiene over the last 30 years.
However, if you were that rich, there’s no way you would be forcing your family to put up with toilet paper pain and discomfort every day.
And no, wet wipes are not the solution.
Unless you want to be sued by your local water company for contributing to the million dollar fatberg problem.
Seriously, why haven’t you upgraded your bathroom to the 21st century?
Please answer a few simple questions:
Do You Like Feeling Fresh and Clean After Using The Toilet?
Would you like to save money on your shopping bill every week?
Would you like to improve your whole family’s quality of life?
Would you like a cleaner more comfortable and more hygienic way of cleaning yourself after every bathroom visit?
If you are female, would you like a way to make the ‘time of the month’ just that little more bearable?
Well – I have the answer for you!
The time is right to improve your family’s quality of life…
But don’t waste this opportunity to give your loved ones a super special gift which will put you in their good books for months, in fact years…
Once they discover the refreshing difference The Bum Gun makes in their lives, well, just wait for their response…The Bum Gun truly is life changing…
I promise you that…
Make it a Bum Gun Christmas for 2019. And to sweeten the experience even more grab the Irresistible Offers below:
Either you want your family to continue suffering with rough, old toilet paper…
For them to continue smearing around with toilet paper…
Or you want to provide your family with the latest in personal hygiene.
So they can get ‘Properly, Shower Fresh Clean’ after every toilet visit.
There are only TWO Options for you, so it’s super simple for you to decide.
I sincerely hope you’ll give me the chance to supply you with the very best Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers I believe the market has right now.
- Stainless steel 304 body and hose for long life. To prevent splitting and cracking. Common with cheap copy bidet sprayers you might find on Amazon and eBay.
- Long 5 Year Warranty so you can be sure you’ve got a top quality product.
- Lowest Prices ever by The Bum Gun Ltd.
- 60 Day Trial Period on every Titan bidet sprayer. Your satisfaction guaranteed.
Now, don’t delay that clock up there is ticking and your nearest and dearests’ well being is at stake…
Once that clock stops, this Special Offer will be gone forever!!
So, go ahead, make your order now, and look forward to the Cleanest Year you’ve ever had!!
Take advantage of my Irresistible Offers on the Titan Bum Gun…
And truly make a difference in the lives of your loved ones, forever!
Looking forward to hearing from you,
CEO & Founder
The Bum Gun Ltd
PS: I really appreciate your support for British small businesses this Christmas 2019.