(3 min read, could change your life)
OK, tell a little porkie…, well not even one of those, just not the full info perhaps..
But more of my freebie in a moment…
I want to ask you something, well a couple of questions really…
Don’t worry, they are simple…, really simple.
Do you wash your hair with water and shampoo?
Of course you do, we all do, right?
Do you use water when you brush your teeth?
Of course it helps doesn’t it?
Or else it’d be difficult to get enough foam built up for your toothbrush to glide..
Second to last…
Do you use water to wash your body after a sweaty workout?
Sure helps build that lather up, right?
Last one…honest!
So, do you use water to wash your bum properly after the toilet?
Umm, perhaps not…
Well, keep reading, because this is important…
You’ll be glad you did..
If you are anything like the streams of people discovering this new way to clean after every toilet visit, you’re gonna love this device.
Admittedly I wasn’t even an instant fan, so I can fully understand you’ve got a least a little bit of indecision bubbling up inside you.
My first experience with The Bum Gun happened while I was in Thailand, training for the North of England Karate Championships many moons ago…
I’d had an unbelievably spicy meal down at my local gym in Bangkok, and after about an hour I was suddenly called to the porcelain throne…
And again, and again, and again…
I ended up trying The Bum Gun for the first time that night, as toilet paper was ripping me to shreds…
But truth be told, I returned to toilet paper after my sores from the toilet paper had healed…
Why did I return to toilet paper if The Bum Gun is so good, I hear you asking.
To be honest I don’t really know. I guess out of habit…
Look, I’d been using toilet paper all my life up to that point.
I guess I didn’t know any better…
Probably pure ignorance on my part…
But now I’m fully aware of the MASSIVE benefits of The Bum Gun, I’ll never return to toilet paper…
Never by a country mile…not by choice anyway…
Of course I still use toilet paper from time to time to blow my nose, clean up after my cat has coughed up a fur ball…
I even use toilet paper to dry off when I’m in a public bathroom…
Toilet paper does have its uses…sometimes…of course it does…
Just not when you want to feel ‘shower fresh clean’ after a big no.2…
Likewise, for females when you are on menstruation and want to have a quick ‘mini-shower’ whilst fully clothed…
So can you get hold of The Bum Gun for FREE?
Well, not quite. Not an actual bidet sprayer anyway.
But if you’d like something for FREE.
And we all love FREE right?
I really do have something for free for you tomorrow…
So please rush back about 5pm UK time on 27th July to grab your freebie…
Until then, have a lovely evening and I’ll see you tomorrow…
Always Dedicated to Your Awesome Life,
Greg Noland
Author, CEO & Founder
The Bum Gun Ltd