Why It’s Time to Say Goodbye to Toilet Paper This Xmas

Dec 20, 2023 | Best Gift Ever, Say Goodbye to Toilet Paper, Special Offer



As you might know, I’ve been in Thailand recently, working on some exciting new Bum Gun products for 2023.

It’s been an amazing experience, but every story has its “but.”

This time, my “but” is quite literal – it’s about returning to UK toilets and the dreaded reality of using toilet paper again.

The Painful Truth About Toilet Paper

Oh my goodness, where do I even start?

You know, it’s hard to explain the sheer discomfort of going back to toilet paper after getting used to the bliss of The Bum Gun in Thailand.

The pain is not just uncomfortable; it’s often excruciating.

And that feeling of not being completely clean?

It’s terrible, to put it very mildly.

A Surprising Observation

Here’s something that baffles me…

In the UK, people spend millions, probably billions, every year on products to look and feel great – perfumes, lotions, make-up, trendy underwear, fashionable clothes, you name it.

But then, it seems perfectly acceptable to walk around with, let’s be frank, faeces stuck to their private parts.

Remember, toilet paper will never get all of “it” off.

It’s like being dressed up with nowhere to go, hygiene-wise.

Say Goodbye to Toilet Paper – The Bum Gun Experience

On the other hand, a Bum Gun user always leaves the bathroom with a “shower fresh” clean that’s only possible with a jet stream of fresh water.

It’s a complete game-changer.

Imagine feeling refreshed, clean, and confident after every bathroom visit…

That’s the Bum Gun promise.

Coming out of the toilet being as clean as if you just had a full-on shower.

Except you were just sat on the toilet…

But you had a mini-sprayer in your hand…

A slight lean to the side, aim, and squeeze the trigger on the Bum Gun…

For a perfect “shower fresh” cleanliness!!


Such a great feeling.

Why would anyone want anything different?

That’s why the converted…

Bum Gun users…

Dread having to ever return to using toilet paper.

And I’m not exaggerating when I say 100% of people who try The Bum Gun ever return to toilet paper, willingly.

Why would they?  

Say Goodbye to Toilet Paper – Making the Switch

Now, let’s talk practicality.

Why stick to the old ways when there’s a clearly superior option available?

It’s 2023, and it’s high time you upgrade your bathroom experiences to match the advancements in other areas of your life.

Special Offer Before I Leave the UK

So, here’s the deal.

I’ll be leaving the UK very soon to continue product development for the New Year.

But before I go, I have a special offer for you.

I’ve got 20 sets of bidet sprayers that I don’t want to lug back in my suitcase.

So, I’m offering them to you at a steep discount – but you’ll have to act fast.

Hurry, They’re Going Quick!

Oh, hang on a minute – make that 18 sets left.

I just got two notifications of sales.

See, I told you these are flying off the virtual shelves.

If you want to be one of the lucky few to grab one of these last sets, you need to hit that link below right now.

>>Click HERE to place your order right now

Don’t miss out on this chance to revolutionize your bathroom experience and join the ranks of those who’ve chosen a cleaner, greener, and more efficient way of living.

Remember, only 18 sets left – and they’re going quick!


PS: These 18 sets will be gone faster than you think, so order NOW so you don’t miss out!!.

toilet paper wars
Greg Noland

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