What’s Holding You Back From Investing in The Bum Gun?

Apr 12, 2020 | Covid-19, Family Health, The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers

As you well know, the world is going nuts right now…

An example…

I just walked past the TV my wife was watching, and the news reporter was going through a long line of countries…

How many new infected today.

How many new deaths.

Country after country.

The lunacy of it, kept me transfixed for a brief moment.

I wanted to see how far he would go.

Was he listing a few countries or going through the whole list?

Well, I couldn’t stay around forever. But I saw him go through at least 10 countries.

Is this supposed to be TV? Is this helping the public in any way?

I think it’s all baloney.

Not because we shouldn’t be careful. Or shouldn’t be aware.

But they could easily have scrolled down the screen. And that would have been enough.

He didn’t need to read every single figure.

Are we that bored already that we put up with this?

I don’t know about you. But 5 minutes in the morning watching Sky News while the water boils for my coffee is enough.

Ok, rant over.

The main purpose of contacting you today, was something very important.

It is my job. It is my duty. To provide you the best service possible.

And that means working out how I can better serve you.

That’s where I need your help.


“What’s Holding You Back

From Investing in

The Bum Gun?”


I don’t want to put words in your mouth. Because I need to know your true feelings.

But if it’s hard to put into words, here are a few pointers…

  1. You’re happy to put up with toilet paper.
  2. You can’t find a plumber to install your Bum Gun right now.
  3. £75 is too much to invest in The Bum Gun right now.
  4. You don’t want to use water to clean your private parts.

Whatever the reason, I would be very grateful if you could let me know.

Simply leave a comment below.

Or email me at info (at) the bum gun .com and give me your reason there.

Super easy.

And thank you so much for helping out.

Greg Noland 
The King of Bathroom Hygiene 
Greg Noland

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