I’ve had a wacky idea to celebrate the Leap Year.
And give you an absolutely stupid-simple no brainer opportunity to test The Bum Gun.
Buy a Bum Gun today and get an extra 29 days to test the quality.
That gives you a whopping 60+29 days to test, The Future of Bathroom Hygiene.
If you aint that good at maths, I’ll do the sum coz I’m a nice guy.
That’s a longgg 89 days.
Almost three whole months.
If you seriously can’t realise this technology is going to transform your life in 89 days, you need your head testing.
Add that to the list, right?
I already know you need your butt testing.
If you’re still using toilet paper, that is.
Sore, chafed skin?
Chafed skin around your butt can be so irritating, doctors call it friction burn.
Friction butt burn.
That’s no fun.
It’s uncomfortable as battery acid dropped in your eyes.
Ok, maybe not that bad.
But butt burn hurts. Period.
And now is your chance to put an end to your butt burn forever.
This is what you’re gonna get with “Leap Year Offer 1”:
- 1 x Titan Bidet Sprayer, 304 stainless steel @ £60
- 1 x 3 way isolating valves 304 stainless steel @ £23
- 360 degree tangle free hose (1.2 metre) -304 stainless steel included
- Wall bracket – 304 stainless steel included
- Screws, rawl plugs, filter included
- 5 year warranty
RRP £83.00 + P&P
Today Only: £75.00 + P&P
If you seriously can’t see how exceptional that offer is, just stick to nasty toilet paper.
Email me on email@example.com with subject line “Leap Year Offer 1” and I’ll send you a secret link to place your order.
This is strictly limited to the first 29 people who realise the awesomeness of this offer.
So don’t waste another sore ass moment.
You deserve better in life than rough, old toilet paper.
Email me now on firstname.lastname@example.org.
You won’t regret it.
Your booty is going to thank you for this very smart decision.
And if you’ve got a family, they are going to instantly boost your hero status.