VIP Your Family’s Lifestyle and Make 2020 Their Best Ever

Dec 5, 2019 | Christmas 2019, Family Health, The Best of Your Life, The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers

If you have a $10 note in your pocket and have no debt, you are wealthier than 15% of all Americans according to a recent report by the US Federal Reserve.

Have you been using a credit card to buy your Christmas presents?

Why are you wasting your money on presents and junk that will be forgotten about in a month and thrown away in two?

I asked my wife today if she can remember what clothes she bought this time three years ago.

Her response was she had no clue…

I then asked her what holidays she’s been on in the last ten years and she named every single one.

Experiences are what people remember.
Experiences are what people want.
Experiences can boost someone’s quality of life for the better…

Instead of wasting your money buying a gift that will be forgotten a couple of weeks from now…

Radically boost the quality of life of someone you love.

We are all sat of the toilet multiple times per day.

But you probably never thought about the way we clean after doing a poop.

Now is exactly the right time for your family to discover the awesome cleansing ability of The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer.

You owe it to your family to provide them the tools they need to get “Shower Fresh Clean” after every toilet visit.

Will My 5 Year Old Daughter Be Able To Use The Bum Gum?

The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer is so simple to use. Young children can easily use it.

Millions of children across Asia use The Bum Gun with no problem at all.

Will My Elderly Parents Be Able To Use The Bum Gum?

And of course the very oldest in your family will be able to use The Bum Gun long after toilet paper is too complicated for them to use.

It’s well known that many elderly people struggle with the dexterity needed when using toilet paper.

In comparison, The Bum Gun is simply ‘point and squeeze’.

If You Have a Teenage Daughter, She Needs to Feel Really Clean – And The Bum Gun Will Do That For Her

My wife and I have written 4 self-help books for teenagers. You can find them on Amazon and other book outlets under the name ‘OMG Teen Book Series’.

Our aim for these books was to provide as many answers to teen problems that teenagers might be struggling to find answers for.

During our research for these books, we discovered that female teenagers use 10 times as much toilet paper as other family members.

So we researched the reasons for this. Some teens mentioned they used more toilet paper because of make-up issues. But the vast majority told us they used ‘tons of toilet paper’ for one reason.

Can you guess what that was?

They “felt dirty” using toilet paper, front and back.

Water is our no 1 solution for getting clean in every area of our bodies, except our most private parts.

This is flat out WRONG!

We all need water to clean us properly after doing a poop. And females need water to clean both sides. And especially during menstruation.

Your Family Deserve The Very Best


I know you agree with me when I say your family deserve the very best. Life is far too short to put up with the unnecessary hardship often experienced with toilet paper. I know I’m not alone when I say ‘toilet paper doesn’t get me properly clean’. Also, toilet paper can hurt like hell. Ripping my skin almost every time.

I do understand that you might not have thought much about toilet paper before.


The ’60 Day Trial of The Bum Gun’

But I urge you to take me up on my ’60 Day Trial of The Bum Gun’.

Go ahead, order your very own Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer today.

Please use this link:

This will be your best decision for a long time.

And your family will thank your smart thinking for YEARS to come.

You have NOTHING to lose, and a lifetime of bliss to gain.

But ONLY if you take action right now.

Go on, hit that link below…

Looking forward to serving all your bidet sprayer needs from 2020 to 2025 and beyond…

Greg Noland

CEO & Founder

The Bum Gun Ltd


PS: Please keep an eye out for The Bum Gun Affiliate Club – New in January 2020 so you can make money from encouraging friends to make the switch from nasty old toilet paper to…

‘The Future of Bathroom Hygiene in the 21st Century”…

Greg Noland

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