Tyrion Lannister and the Joys of Personal Hygiene

May 27, 2019 | Family Health, General Health, The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers

 I hope you don’t mind me sharing a really cool quote from the Game of Thrones, but first I should give you a little context…

It’s normally pretty weird when people ask what I do.

I’ve tested a wide variety of responses:

“I help people clean their private parts properly.” 

“I help parents teach their children proper hygiene principles.”

“I help save relationships by helping couples reduce skid marks in their underpants.”

“Have you ever seen one of those Bum Gun videos on Youtube? That’s me.”

“I help people do their bit for the environment, and ditch toilet paper forever.” 

The list goes on and on. But I think I finally found my answer…

“I’m the CEO of The Bum Gun – The King of Bathroom Hygiene in the 21st century. This is a handheld mini-shower sprayer which sits beside your toilet. If you wanna get ‘shower fresh’ clean after every toilet visit, give me a call.

At the core of what I do, I help people discover better personal hygiene practices. It’s that simple.

I’m telling you this for a reason…

In the season finale of Game of Thrones, Tyrion Lannister says:

“What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Hygiene. There’s nothing more powerful in the world than being truly clean. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat us if we are clean.”

This is one of the truest and most powerful statements I’ve ever heard. 

Clean people cannot be defeated. 

Humans have survived for tens of thousands of years because of cleanliness. The bible is the best-selling book of all time because it’s full of stories about cleaning our bodies. 

People connect with being clean. They love being clean. 

Think about how you feel after a refreshing shower.

Think about what’s the first thing you wanna do if you get dog shit on your hand, or bird poop on your head.

Clean. Clean. Clean.

If you can’t clean yourself for a day because the mains water supply to your house has been broken, imagine how you’d feel.

Imagine if the water supply has not been connected for 3 days. There would be hell to pay.

You’d feel greasy, grimy and just about near crazy.

That’s why I have given up part of my life to help you discover the effectiveness of The Bum Gun bidet sprayer.

When I say it’s “The King of Bathroom Hygiene in the 21st century” – I truly do mean it.

If you’ve never experienced The Bum Gun before – then you might think I’m over exaggerating.

But if you take me up on my offer of a 60 Day Trial of The Bum Gun – I know 100% you’ll want to keep it after the 60 Day Trial.

There is absolutely no way on this earth that you’ll want to return to toilet paper after your test run.

It’s that simple.

This is a mini hand-held shower sprayer which sits beside your toilet. Even if your bathroom is the smallest ‘cubby-hole’ size. This device will get you ‘shower fresh’ clean after every toilet visit.

So I urge you to click the link below, and make today a ground-breaking change in the ‘Quality of Your Life’. Remember, you are covered by our 60 day hassle free trial.

You deserve MUCH better than rough old toilet paper.

The standard price of The Bum Gun is VERY cheap considering the benefits you will receive.

But I also want to go one step further since it’s memorial day…

If you followed me for any length of time then you probably know that I completely respect the military. I don’t like that politicians play with their lives.

But you have to have a deep sense of appreciation for the men and women who serve and have served both in any military around the world.

I don’t care what your political beliefs are, there are men and women who are willing to die for your freedom. No matter if you hate Trump, love Trump, hate the military or whatever else, you should be grateful for these people.

In honour of Memorial Day, I’m giving you a special deal on your first Bum Gun (as well as to people who’ve already bought).

When you buy today I’m going to give you a special discount.

Nothing has given me more satisfaction in my life than feeling properly clean after every toilet visit without the often excruciating pain nasty toilet paper can bring. I want to share that freedom with you.

Make sure you buy today to receive your savings.
>>> Save On Your First Bum Gun HERE

To your freedom from toilet paper,
Greg “grateful” Noland

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Greg Noland

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