There’s No Time For Monkey Business

Mar 23, 2019 | Family Health, Teen Health & Well Being

“There’s No Time For Monkey Business

When Your Family’s Welfare Is At Risk”

We’re all told ‘our children are our future’, but sometimes we hinder their progress by being stuck in the past. This short post will help you discover how to help them live a happier life.
There’s no time for any monkey business when your family’s welfare and happiness is at stake.
I have never followed the logic “it was good enough for us in our day, our kids should put up with this or that too”…
Basically, that’s flawed logic. Technology is moving at a rapid rate.
When I was young it was tech like the microwave oven. At first, people rejected them, saying they weren’t necessary.
Then the mobile phone hit our lives – most people, me included, at first said they weren’t necessary. 
My mum says it was the same for the toaster and the vacuum cleaner.
In the 21st century, many people still think toilet paper is “good-enough” – partly because they have used it all their lives. Partly out of ignorance.
One of the latest inventions to improve the quality of our lives is The Bum Gun bidet sprayer.
This nifty little device, sits beside your toilet. When you’ve done your business, you reach over, grab it, position yourself, squeeze the trigger. 
And in a few seconds, you are ‘shower fresh’ clean.
It’s as simple as that. No fuss. No mess. No bacteria on your hands, like toilet paper.
Stand up, flush, and you’re done.
Couldn’t be simpler.
Your family is depending on you to provide the proper tools to clean themselves properly after every toilet visit.
Never be tricked into thinking toilet paper gets you and your loved ones properly clean.
Use The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer every day. And watch the Quality of Your Life Radically Improve.

To help you make the right decision for you and your family, I’ve created an offer that will only be available for a short time.

Click on my latest post on Medium, (please read the story), and at the bottom, you’ll find a link to a Fantastic Special Offer.

Looking forward to taking care of your bidet sprayer needs,

Greg “Chief Hygiene Specialist” Noland

Greg Noland

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