The Hitchhiker And The Wise Old Man…

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A young hitchhiker

On his way to Hampstead, north London asked a wise old man sitting at the bus stop…

“What are the people like in Hampstead?”

And the old man asked the young hitchhiker…

“How were the people where you came from?”

“A horrible bunch”, the traveller responded.

“They were mean, vindictive, dishonest, and ugly in all respects.

And the wise old man said . . .

“You will find them the same in Hampstead ahead.”

And off went the hitchhiker to the ugly area of London known as Hampstead.

Only moments later, another hitchhiker stopped and inquired about the people in Hampstead.

“Say old man, what are the people like in Hampstead?”

Again, the wise old man asked . . .

“What are the people like where you come from young man?”

“Oh, that’s easy, said the hitchhiker.

They were cool.

They cared for their friends and families’ futures

They were mostly honest

They were industrious and willing to work hard for what they wanted.

They had an entrepreneurial spirit about them I’ve never seen in any other place before…

And they appreciate good value and an opportunity.

Everyone had an open mind and thought the best was yet to come…

And most importantly, they knew a good deal when they saw one.

I was sorry to leave” said the second hitchhiker.

And the wise old man responded.

“So you will find them in the area of London known as Hampstead, just ahead.”

Wherever you go, there you are.

And it’s all the same with improving your family’s personal hygiene.

I can provide you the best quality Bum Gun bidet sprayers I have found on the market.

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It’s what city you come from and your attitude that will determine your outcome.

If you’re like the second traveller, please read below…

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And it’s plainly simple…

Either, one of two easy choices for you…

Irresistible Offer A

Or

Irresistible Offer B

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