“The Greatest Christmas Gift Ever in 2022”
Wow Your Loved Ones
Let Them Enjoy The Benefits
Show Them The Future
Look, I know you might think it’s a tad early to talk about Christmas, but we are into December.
Plus, I want to help you get some of the hassle of Christmas out of the way early.
So you have more time to enjoy this festive period.
Heck, you work hard enough as it is. You deserve some time off this Christmas.
Plus I have these 3 reasons for this early Bum Gun promotion…
- I wanted to get in early, before you have to start the usual stress of deciding on presents for your family, friends and colleagues.
- I wanted to make sure you have enough time to order, and then receive your order before the usual rush in December.
- And I want to have the chance to visit my family in December because I haven’t seen them for so long.
Make Christmas 2022 Unforgettable!
“Why Is The Bum Gun The Greatest Christmas Gift Ever?”
I know that you understand what I’ve been trying to tell people for years – toilet paper, well, sucks!
- Toilet paper is abrasive, so it can hurt like hell and break your skin.
- Who would want bacteria going into open sores?
- It’s impossible for toilet paper to clean as well as a jet of water.
- Over the 5 years of the Bum Gun guarantee, your family, friends and colleagues will waste thousands of pounds between them on toilet paper that is unnecessary.
- You understand the benefits of The Bum Gun, and I know you want the best for your family, friends and colleagues.
- Unfortunately, I don’t know the important people in your life, but they do know you, they do like you and they do trust you. So they will listen to you much more than me.
- You might have already told them about The Bum Gun. Maybe you passed on one of the business cards I gave you when you made your purchase. But they still didn’t budge.
- I know it’s difficult for people to change their habits.
I truly believe there are multiple benefits of bidet sprayer technology, but 5 stand out for me. They are…
“5 Benefits of The Bum Gun You Will Relish”
- The Bum Gun gets you “Shower Fresh Clean” after every toilet visit. Females doubly so.
- The Bum Gun is much kinder to your private parts, gentler and more soothing.
- The Bum Gun ensures there is a barrier between the bacteria found with using toilet paper, and your hands. This reduces your exposure to bacteria. So, you are sick less and you have more energy. More energy and less sickness equals a happier and healthier life for you and your family.
- The Bum Gun saves you a ton of money. Even just over our 5 years of warranty. Think about how much you might spend on toilet paper over the next 5 years. It will be in the thousands. It’s a no-brainer. Throwing money down the toilet every day should be something you are concerned about.
- The Bum Gun is much kinder to the environment. Equally, who doesn’t want a cleaner, healthier environment for all our children to grow up in?
Do You Want Your Family & Friends to Enjoy
the Same Quality of Life You’ve Discovered?
I know you’ll never return to toilet paper now you’ve discovered The Bum Gun. And I’m also very sure your family, friends, and colleagues will feel exactly the same way after they’ve had the chance to discover The Bum Gun for themselves…
They just need that chance…
And I think you are the best person to help them…
To make this a super simple, no-brainer opportunity for you, I want to give you a simple choice…
Remember every order comes with our 5 Year Iron-Clad Warranty.
Take advantage of my Irresistible Offers on the Titan Bum Gun and truly make a difference in the lives of important people to you, forever!
PS: Go on, click this link to order now. You have nothing to lose and a ton to gain: Xmas Promotion Offer
Please keep an eye out for The Bum Gun Affiliate Club – New in January 2023 so you can make money from encouraging friends to make the switch from nasty old toilet paper to…
‘The Future of Bathroom Hygiene in the 21st Century”…