“The Best Christmas Gift Ever in 2022”
Best Christmas Gift
Wow Your Loved Ones
Let Them Enjoy The Benefits
Show Them The Future
TheLook, I know this year has been very strange.
But that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy Christmas.
Have you bought your loved ones a gift?
Is it life-changing?
I wish my mum bought me a Bum Gun years back.
But they weren’t around when I was a kid.
The only kind of bidet available was the hop-on / hop-off kind. And they were useless.
Just having to jump off the toilet and on to the bidet was a pain.
But thankfully technology has come a long way since the 1970s.
And personal hygiene tech has advanced too.
So, I want to help you get the most out of Christmas 2022.
I want you and your family to finally be free of toilet paper.
And not just enjoy this festive period.
But every day through 2023, and beyond.
I don’t say this lightly when I call this…
The Best Christmas Gift Ever.
The Bum Gun truly is life-changing.
And I’m positive you’ll agree once you test drive this modern alternative to crappy toilet paper.
Heck, you work hard enough as it is. You deserve the best this Christmas.
And during every toilet visit for the rest of your life.
That’s why I have created this Bum Gun Christmas promotion…
- Don’t you think you deserve to be ‘properly’ clean after using the toilet?
- Don’t you want to be free of the pain and discomfort when using toilet paper?
- Don’t you want to stop having to buy toilet paper every single week of your life?
Make This Christmas Unforgettable!
“Why Is The Titan Bum Gun The Best Christmas Gift Ever?”
I know that you understand what I’ve been trying to tell people for years – toilet paper, well, sucks!
- Toilet paper is abrasive, so it can hurt like hell and break your skin.
- Who would want bacteria going into open sores?
- It’s impossible for toilet paper to clean as well as a fresh jet stream of water.
- Over the 5 years of the Bum Gun guarantee, your family, friends and colleagues will waste thousands of pounds between them on toilet paper that is unnecessary.
- You understand the benefits of The Bum Gun, and I know you want the best for your family, friends and colleagues.
- Unfortunately, I don’t know the important people in your life, but they do know you. They do like you and they do trust you. So they will listen to you much more than me.
- You might have already told them about The Bum Gun. Maybe you passed on one of the business cards I gave you when you made your purchase. But they still didn’t budge.
- Look, I know it’s difficult for people to change their habits.
That’s why I created this Christmas promotion.
To make it a no-brainer for you, your family, and friends.
I truly believe there are multiple benefits of bidet sprayer technology, but 5 stand out for me. They are…
“5 Glowing Benefits of The Bum Gun For Everyone You Love To Enjoy”
- The Bum Gun gets you “Shower Fresh Clean” after every toilet visit. Females doubly so.
- The Bum Gun is much kinder to your private parts, gentler and more soothing.
- The Bum Gun ensures there is a barrier between the bacteria found with using toilet paper, and your hands. This reduces your exposure to bacteria. So, you are sick less and you have more energy. More energy and less sickness equals a happier and healthier life for you and your family.
- The Bum Gun saves you a ton of money. Even just over our 5 years of warranty. Think about how much you might spend on toilet paper over the next 5 years. It will be in the thousands. This is a no-brainer. Throwing money down your toilet every day should be something you are concerned about.
- The Bum Gun is much kinder to the environment. Equally, who doesn’t want a cleaner, healthier environment for all our children to grow up in?
Do You Want Your Family & Friends to Enjoy
A Cleaner, Better Life?
You will never return to toilet paper after discovering The Bum Gun. And I’m also very sure your family, friends, and colleagues will feel exactly the same way after they’ve had the chance to discover The Bum Gun for themselves…
They just need that chance…
And I think you are the best person to help them…
To make this a super simple, no-brainer opportunity for you, I want to give you my awesome Christmas promotion…
Order my best-selling Titan Bum Gun and 3-way isolating valve for the humdinger price of only £68 – more than 25% discount.
Go to this link to order: XMAS 2022 Offer
Remember every order comes with our 5 Year Iron-Clad Warranty.
Take advantage of my Irresistible Offer on the Titan Bum Gun and truly make a difference in the lives of important people to you, forever!
Here’s that link again: XMAS 2022 OFFER
Looking forward to hearing from you,
CEO & Founder
The Bum Gun Ltd
PS: Please keep an eye out for The Bum Gun Affiliate Club – New in 2023 so you can make money from encouraging friends to make the switch from nasty old toilet paper to…
‘The Future of Bathroom Hygiene in the 21st Century”…