Say Goodbye to Toilet Paper: The Future of Pooping

Jun 9, 2023 | Family Health, The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers

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Do NOT close this page!

I beg you to stick around for at least the first 2 minutes of reading about ‘The Future of Pooping’.

I promise you won’t regret it.

Ok, I needed to say that.

The fact is. It is VERY difficult to write these blog posts.


Because I’m breaking the no.1 rule in marketing – “Don’t Try and Sell to Everyone”.

I fully understand that marketing strategy. And respect it. But there’s a problem.

Everyone POOPS!

So, when I write these posts to help you. Your friends. Your colleagues. Your family members. To help them understand the advancements in personal hygiene over the last 10 years…

It’s hard to talk directly and clearly to everyone. Because you are all coming from very different backgrounds and upbringings.

Some of you have medical conditions or health issues. Some of you are in the United States. And all of you have varying ages.

But I must tell you. Even if you are the staunchest disbeliever of using anything, but toilet paper…

You MUST give me your time and attention to read this post because it truly provides the opportunity to drastically improve the quality of your life.

I don’t say that without the greatest of respect.

I’m not trying to trick you into something you don’t really need.

This device has completely changed my life. And thousands and thousands of others who have had the courage and smarts to give this device a test drive. And they’ve never looked back.

The fact is, the Bum Gun bidet sprayer truly provides the ultimate bathroom experience.

I’m not kidding you when I say, in the quest for personal hygiene and cleanliness, bidet sprayers have emerged as ‘the King of Bathroom Hygiene‘ and the no.1 alternative to traditional toilet paper.

Bidet sprayers, also known as handheld bidets or bidet attachments, provide a more effective and hygienic cleaning experience, leaving you feeling invigorated. Fresh. And ‘shower fresh’ clean after every use.

Not only do bidet sprayers offer superior cleanliness, but they also have numerous environmental and cost-saving benefits.

In this post, I’ll explore the advantages of bidet sprayers over traditional toilet paper roll. Their impact on the environment. And the financial benefits they can provide to you and your family.


It’s time to embrace the future of pooping and bid farewell to toilet paper!

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The Benefits of Bidet Sprayers

Bidet sprayers offer a range of benefits that make them a superior choice for personal hygiene:

1. More Thorough Cleaning Experience

Unlike toilet paper, bidet sprayers use water jets to clean your most sensitive areas, providing a more thorough and effective cleaning experience. The gentle yet powerful water jets ensure that no residue is left behind. Leaving you feeling fresh and confident throughout the day. Something dry paper will never be able to provide.

2. Enhanced Personal Hygiene

Bidet sprayers are particularly beneficial for individuals with sensitive skin or those who suffer from conditions like IBS, hemorrhoids or urinary tract infections. As one hygiene specialist stated, ““For the dirtiest part of our body, we are using dry paper and smearing poop into our butt causing 30 million combined cases of chronic urinary tract infections, anal fissures and anal infections.”

The use of water promotes better hygiene by reducing the risk of irritation and infection. The warm water option can provide added comfort and relief, especially during colder months.

3. The Environmental Impact of Toilet Paper

The use of bidet sprayers significantly reduces our reliance on toilet paper, which has a massive environmental impact. According to National Geographic statistics from 2010, more than 27,000 trees are felled daily to produce toilet paper. However, that number is now believed to be over 40,000 trees every day. That’s over 15,000,000 trees needlessly felled annually.

We all know trees are vital for our existence from converting co2 into oxygen, and reducing the effects of air pollution. So, it’s crazy to be wasting all these trees on a product used in seconds and then flushed down the toilet. In addition, the toilet paper industry is said to use over 430 billion gallons of water and 253,000 tons of bleach annually. By switching to bidet sprayers, you can help conserve water and reduce the consumption of our natural resources.

And this doesn’t include the massive amounts of energy and manpower to cut all these trees down, prepare them for shipping, the energy for manufacturing toilet paper, the plastic packaging, creating the rolls for the toilet paper, and then transporting the finished products all the way across the world.

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4. Save Your Family Thousands

Upgrading your bathrooms with bidet sprayers will lead to substantial cost savings in the long run. Think about how much money your family spends on toilet paper each year. By reducing or even eliminating the need for toilet paper, you can save thousands of dollars/pounds annually. The best-selling Bum Gun bidet sprayer is called the Titan which comes with a long 5-year warranty.

I personally have two Titans in my house. One has been running for over 7 years and the other about 6. But even if your sprayer only lasted for the 5-year warranty period. That is a massive saving compared to toilet paper.

 And remember this is a one-time investment.

Once installed, that’s it.

Compare that to having to drive to the supermarket each week to buy more and more toilet paper. If you’d like to see a full breakdown of the cost savings with The Bum Gun bidet sprayers check out THIS LINK HERE

Bidet Sprayers: The Future of Pooping

Toilet paper production and consumption have significant consequences for the environment. As I mentioned, the manufacturing process involves the use of vast amounts of water, energy, and chemicals. Additionally, the packaging of toilet paper contributes to plastic waste, further exacerbating environmental problems.

By using bidet sprayers, you can make a positive impact on the environment. Bidet sprayers require less water and eliminate the need for excessive amounts of toilet paper. This reduction in paper waste and water consumption helps conserve natural resources and reduces pollution.

Say Goodbye to Toilet Paper: The Future of Pooping

Popular Options: Bidet Toilet Seats vs Handheld Bidet Sprayers

Admittedly, Japanese toilets, Japanese toilet seats or washlet bidet seats come in various forms. They are attached to the back of your toilet seat.

The main difference between Japanese toilet seats and handheld bidet sprayers is the Japanese variety are more automatic. You just sit there and use the control panel to operate all the functions. Such as a water jet at the front, for female washing, adjusting the water pressure, and even a function for heating your toilet seat. They even have a blower to dry you and self-cleaning features. Some are very fancy. But all these functions come at a price. However, these bidet toilet seats might be a good option if you have trouble with mobility. These bidet seats provide a luxurious and comfortable bathroom experience.

You could say these washlet warm-water bidet seats are the automatic variety. Whereas, the handheld bidets are the manual variety.

The more affordable handheld bidets are connected to your water pipes and then fitted to a wall bracket in the area your toilet roll holder would be. You simply reach for the sprayer, and then guide the sprayer by yourself. I feel this gives you more control over your spraying.

Plus, because you have more control with a handheld sprayer you can use it for other tasks, such as spraying the toilet bowl if there are any skid-marks.

Clients of mine tell me they like the versatility of their sprayers compared to the fixed nature of bidet cleansing seats.

Handheld bidets, on the other hand, are attached to the wall or toilet, allowing for flexibility and ease of use. They offer similar functionalities as bidet toilet seats but at a much lower cost. Handheld bidets are a great choice for those who prefer a more affordable option without compromising on cleanliness and comfort.

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Ease of Installation and Use

One of the greatest advantages of bidet sprayers is their ease of installation. Bidet toilet seats and handheld bidets can be easily installed in any bathroom that has water pressure without the need for extensive plumbing work. Bidet sprayers are straightforward to install and can be set up within minutes using basic tools. While you don’t have to worry about complex installation processes, I still advise you use a professional plumber.

CLICK HERE to see our installation video.

With bidet sprayers, improving your bathroom hygiene is as simple as reaching for your sprayer, leaning a cheek to the side, aiming, and spraying. You can then use traditional tissue paper to pat dry. As you would only be using one or two sheets to dry, you are significantly reducing the amount of toilet paper you need to buy. Or as many people do, have a specific small towel for drying after using your bidet sprayer. This would eliminate the need for toilet paper altogether.

Once installed, bidet sprayers are incredibly user-friendly. You can adjust the pressure on the isolating valve. And also use the trigger on the sprayer to provide your chosen water pressure. With a simple squeeze of the trigger, you can enjoy a refreshing and hygienic cleaning experience every time you use the bathroom.

The Financial Benefits of Bidet Sprayers

Bidet sprayers not only offer environmental benefits but also provide substantial financial savings for your household. Here’s how upgrading to a bidet sprayer can help you save money in the long run:

1. Reduced Toilet Paper Usage

One of the significant expenses associated with personal hygiene is the ongoing purchase of toilet paper. By switching to bidet sprayers, you can significantly reduce your reliance on toilet paper or even eliminate it altogether. Bidet sprayers provide a more effective and hygienic cleaning experience, eliminating the need for excessive toilet paper usage.

Over time, the savings from reduced toilet paper usage can add up to thousands of dollars or pounds. Instead of constantly purchasing rolls of toilet paper, you can invest in a bidet sprayer and enjoy long-term cost savings.


2. Durability and Longevity

Bidet sprayers are designed to be durable and long-lasting. Unlike toilet paper, which is a disposable product, bidet sprayers are built to withstand regular use and provide years of reliable service. Once you make the initial investment in a bidet sprayer, you can enjoy its benefits for years without worrying about frequent replacements or additional costs.


3. Elimination of Other Hygiene Products

Aside from reducing toilet paper usage, bidet sprayers can also help you save money on other hygiene products. Many individuals who switch to bidet sprayers find that they no longer need to purchase wet wipes or other specialty cleaning products. The thorough cleaning provided by bidet sprayers eliminates the need for these additional items, resulting in additional cost savings. Plus, you won’t be forking out thousands to clear your pipes of blockages because what you thought were “flushable” wet wipes are nothing of the sorts. When in fact, they don’t break down like toilet paper.


4. No more constant stocking up of conventional toilet paper

I’m pretty sure you don’t enjoy having to go shopping every week for toilet paper. Besides the weekly costs of toilet paper, the inconvenience of shopping for this bulky item every week should be considered.


Frequently Asked Questions About The Future of Pooping with The Bum Gun (FAQs)

To further address any concerns or queries you may have about bidet sprayers, here are some frequently asked questions along with their answers:

1. Is using a bidet sprayer hygienic?

Absolutely! Bidet sprayers offer a more thorough and effective cleaning experience compared to toilet paper. The water jet provides gentle yet powerful cleaning, ensuring better hygiene and a fresh feeling after each use.

2. Will using a bidet sprayer cause a mess in the bathroom?

No, bidet sprayers are designed to provide controlled and targeted water jets. With a bit of practice, you’ll quickly learn how to adjust the water pressure and angle to ensure a clean and mess-free experience. Additionally, bidet sprayers are adjustable so you can find the right balance between comfort and cleanliness.

3. Can bidet sprayers be installed on any toilet?

Yes, bidet sprayers can be installed on any toilet. They are designed to be compatible with standard toilet fixtures, and installation is generally straightforward. However, if you have any specific concerns about your toilet’s compatibility, it’s best to get in touch for professional assistance.

4. Are bidet sprayers suitable for individuals with sensitive skin?

Absolutely! In fact, bidet sprayers can be a great option for individuals with sensitive skin. The use of water instead of rough toilet paper minimizes the risk of irritation and discomfort. Additionally, you can install a warm water mixer, allowing you to customize the experience to suit your sensitivity level. The warm water provides added comfort and can be soothing for individuals with sensitive skin.

5. Do bidet sprayers require electricity?

No, bidet sprayers do not require electricity to function. They operate using water pressure from your existing plumbing system. This means you don’t have to worry about additional energy consumption or electrical installations.

6. Can bidet sprayers be used by children and elderly family members?

Yes, bidet sprayers are suitable for people of all ages. They offer a convenient and hygienic solution for children who are learning to use the toilet independently and for elderly family members who may have mobility or dexterity issues. The adjustable water pressure and temperature options ensure a comfortable and effective cleaning experience for everyone.

7. Don’t bidet sprayers waste water?

Not at all. Of course, water is needed when you use a bidet sprayer. Probably somewhere around 250ml for each toilet visit. Or about a quarter litre. This is a tiny amount of water compared to the massive amount of water needed in the manufacture of toilet paper – over 430 billion gallons of water annually. Plus, almost everyone can save more water in their homes. Such as turning off the shower when lathering up. Turning off the tap when brushing your teeth. And in many of my surveys, I found a lot of women keep the shower water flowing when shaving their legs instead of using a bowl of water. Huge water saving right there.

8. Why aren’t bidet sprayers in public restrooms, public toilets and workplace bathrooms?

Bidet sprayers are in public restrooms, public toilets and workplace bathrooms in most Asian countries, and the Middle East. And it’s only a matter of time until bidet sprayers are installed in public restrooms, public toilets and workplace bathrooms all over the Western countries.

Final Thoughts on Saying Goodbye to Toilet Paper…

The bidet sprayer is the future of pooping, offering a more effective, hygienic, and environmentally friendly alternative to traditional toilet paper.

By embracing bidet sprayers into your daily routine, you can enjoy a thorough cleaning experience, enhanced personal hygiene, and significant cost savings for your household, as well as reduce your carbon footprint.

Bidet sprayers are easy to install, user-friendly, and suitable for people of all ages.

Say goodbye to the wasteful and costly habits associated with toilet paper usage.

Embrace the bidet sprayer revolution and experience the ultimate bathroom hygiene.

Upgrade your bathroom experience today and enjoy the benefits of cleanliness, comfort, and the savings that bidet sprayers provide.


I look forward to serving you,

Greg Noland

CEO & Founder

The Bum Gun Ltd

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