Save Yourself From Toilet Paper Wars 2020

Mar 24, 2020 | Bathroom Habits, Covid-19, The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers

Order The Bum Gun Now While Stocks Last:

Enjoy ‘shower fresh’ cleansing after every toilet visit and Save Money Now on our bidet sprayers.

The Titan Bum Gun comes with a 5 year no fuss warranty so you can be assured you are covered well into 2025.

Yes, our sprayers are not the cheapest, but for a little more, you can benefit from the highest quality stainless steel bidet sprayers and 41 years of stainless steel manufacturing experience.

Upgrade your bathroom now in time and beat the Toilet Paper Madness.

Stock is limited so please act fast so you don’t miss out.

Click the link above and never worry about toilet paper again.


All fittings are half inch (15mm)

Suitable for every member of the family as well as for commercial bathroom installations, for example, in hotels, universities, offices, restaurants, care homes, and shopping centres.

Toilet paper was fine until a better invention was developed. (Well, not really fine. But better than a fist full of leaves I suppose).

Your quality of life is too important to put up with average.

To put up with traces of excrement around your most precious areas.

Sorry to be blunt.

But these things need to be said.

I think you know toilet paper doesn’t actually get you properly clean which is why you use water to clean every other area of your body.

Do you shower in the morning?

Shower after the gym?

Or rub yourself with toilet paper?

After a greasy curry, do you try clean the plate with a dry tea towel?

Of course NOT!

Honestly, toilet paper is expensive over a year, and can hurt compared to the invigorating spray of The Bum Gun.

Stop putting up with toilet paper and treat yourself to this 21st century upgrade in your family’s personal hygiene.

Save your relationship, or marriage and shower your partner with love.

Purchase The Bum Gun today. And if you are still unsure, take our 60 day, no fuss, money back guarantee.

There is nothing fairer than a 60 day test run.

But I must say, you will NOT be handing The Bum Gun back.

I am positive of that.

Why am I so sure??


We have 100% success rate with The Bum Gun.

Do you really think you are different?

And will prefer toilet paper after giving The Bum Gun a try?

I very much doubt it.

But that’s what our 60 Day Trial run is for – your peace of mind.

Get yourself ‘shower fresh’ clean after every toilet visit.

And Save Money Now on our bidet sprayers.

Looking forward to taking care of your bidet sprayer needs…

Greg Noland

CEO & Founder

The Bum Gun Ltd

Greg Noland

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