Save Yourself From Toilet Paper Wars 2023

Mar 24, 2020 | Bathroom Habits, Covid-19, The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers

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Toilet paper was fine until a better invention was developed. (Well, not really fine. But better than a fist full of leaves I suppose).

Your quality of life is too important to put up with average.

To put up with traces of excrement around your most precious areas.

Sorry to be blunt.

But these things need to be said.

I think you know toilet paper doesn’t actually get you properly clean which is why you use water to clean every other area of your body.

Do you shower in the morning?

Shower after the gym?

Or rub yourself with toilet paper?

After a greasy curry, do you try clean the plate with a dry tea towel?

Of course NOT!

Honestly, toilet paper is expensive over a year, and can hurt compared to the invigorating spray of The Bum Gun.

Stop putting up with toilet paper and treat yourself to this 21st century upgrade in your family’s personal hygiene.

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I am positive of that.

Why am I so sure??


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Do you really think you are different?

And will prefer toilet paper after giving The Bum Gun a try?

I very much doubt it.

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Final Thoughts On Why Toilet Paper Will Never Get You As Clean As Fresh Water

I should not need to explain this to you because people should know water will ALWAYS get you cleaner.

But in the 21st century, there are STILL people in the UK and USA relying on toilet paper every day…

So, here goes…

Toilet Paper vs. Fresh Water: Cleanliness Aspect

Surface Cleaning

Toilet paper wipes away surface waste but might not remove all residue, especially from the folds and crevices of the skin. Water, especially when used with a bidet or hand shower, can more effectively rinse away waste from these areas.

Residual Matter

Even with thorough wiping, minute particles can remain on the skin. Over time, this residue can cause irritation, itching, or even infections. Using water ensures a more thorough cleanse, reducing the risk of these issues.

Friction from toilet paper = torn skin

Constant wiping with toilet paper will lead to skin irritation, and even torn skin, especially for those with sensitive skin. Water provides a gentler cleaning method, reducing the risk of abrasions or irritations.

Environmental Perspective

While not directly related to personal cleanliness, it’s worth noting that using water can be more environmentally friendly than the production and disposal of large amounts of toilet paper.

Importance of Personal Hygiene

Infection Prevention

Good personal hygiene practices help prevent the growth of harmful bacteria, fungi, and viruses. This reduces the risk of skin infections, urinary tract infections, and other hygiene-related health issues.

Odor Prevention

Residual waste or sweat can produce unpleasant odors. Regular cleaning and maintenance of personal areas help keep you feeling and smelling fresh.

Skin Health

Proper hygiene ensures the health of the skin by preventing clogged pores, rashes, and irritations.

Overall Health

Good hygiene reduces the risk of transmitting or catching diseases. For instance, hand hygiene can significantly reduce the spread of many contagious diseases.

Psychological Well-being

Maintaining personal hygiene can boost self-confidence and overall mental well-being. Feeling clean can make individuals feel more comfortable in social situations and positively affect their mood.

Social Interactions

Society norms and expectations value cleanliness. By adhering to good hygiene practices, you can interact confidently in social settings, preventing potential stigmas or judgments.

In conclusion, while toilet paper can serve as a quick method for cleaning after using the restroom, fresh water offers a more thorough and effective cleanse. Furthermore, maintaining personal hygiene is crucial for health, psychological well-being, and social interactions.


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Looking forward to taking care of your bidet sprayer needs…

Greg Noland

CEO & Founder

The Bum Gun Ltd

Greg Noland

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