Here’s a way to turn your ordinary toilet into a luxury bidet with The Bum Gun bidet sprayer.
Your plumber will have The Bum Gun hooked up in no more than ten minutes. There is usually no pipe cutting or remodeling required (although it obviously depends on your actual pipework).
The Bum Gun bidet sprayer is a water-power sprayer to get yourself ‘shower-fresh clean’ after using the toilet.
Who could want for anymore in personal hygiene?
For years I was completely annoyed that there weren’t any decent alternatives to the nasty toilet paper.
I knew:
- Firstly, toilet paper NEVER got me properly clean. But I couldn’t always jump in the shower after every toilet visit. Especially if I was at a family member’s house or my friend’s house.
- Toilet paper hurt like hell. I don’t know about you, but my under carriage is delicate. And I was often left with broken skin and abrasions from using toilet paper.
- Toilet paper is money thrown down the toilet. Within seconds of its use, you are throwing down the sewer. A complete waste of money.
I’ve got a special offer to tell you about in a minute…
But first I want to help you understand why I’m so interested in helping you discover The Bum Gun…
When I was younger I often thought of myself as a bit of an entrepreneur. I really enjoyed spotting problems and trying to fix them.
I got so much satisfaction when I was in high school when friends complained of a problem and I could go away and think of ways to fix it for them.
It wasn’t so much the money to be made. It was purely the satisfaction on my friends’ faces when I solved one of their problems.
Basically improving the quality of their lives.
I remember way back, probably when I was about 8 or 9. I was still in primary school and dinosaur eggs were all the rage.
What are dinosaur eggs I hear you asking…
No, not something from T-rex or anything like that…
These were huge gop-stoppers. They were sweets (candy) that filled your entire mouth!
Our teachers loved them, as these dinosaur eggs definitely kept us quiet…
There was no way of speaking once you had one of these babies in your mouth…
Basically, you sucked on these gop-stoppers and they probably lasted a good 5 or 6 hours. And every layer you sucked off the taste would change..
Anyhow, why am I telling you this?
Well, everyone in my class wanted them…
Everyone was talking about how cool they were, but how difficult they were to find in the shops..
So one weekend, I jumped on my bike and went searching every sweet shop I knew until I found them…
It was hard work trying to find them!!
It wasn’t until the 3rd day that I actually found them…
But once I took some to school and saw the massive surprise and happiness on my friends’ faces I knew it was worth it…
Fast forward a couple of decades and while on a trip to south-east asia, I found the solution to another problem I knew so many more people were having…
Remember earlier in this post when I told you about toilet paper pain, toilet paper not getting you properly clean and toilet paper being money thrown down the drain every day?
Well, there was the answer!!
A mini-hand held shower hose, beside the toilet!
OMG! Why hadn’t someone in the west thought of this?
Wow, so simple!
And wow, so effective!
I knew there and then this little invention was going to improve the quality of life for millions back home!
Now, you can get hold of your very own luxury bidet sprayer, and never have to worry about toilet paper pain, toilet paper not getting you properly clean and throwing money down the drain every day..
You will not need to buy toilet paper anymore because you’ll soon see not a single brand of toilet paper is able to clean you better than The Bum Gun bidet sprayer.
Does The Bum Gun Really Work?
Using toilet paper has been the popular way for cleaning after using the toilet for 100 years.
But the fact is that toilet paper is not the most comfortable way when cleaning after using the toilet.
If you are looking for a product that will allow you to be properly “shower fresh clean” after every toilet visit, then…
The Bum Gun bidet sprayer is the personal hygiene device you have been waiting for…
The Bum Gun bidet sprayer will transform the way you and your family clean themselves when using the toilet…
The Bum Gun bidet sprayer Is Simple To Use
All you need to do is pick up the sprayer from the wall bracket while you are sitting down on the toilet, aim at your under-carriage (your private parts), and squeeze the trigger.
A concentrated, jet-spray of water will effortlessly clean you, just like your full-size shower hose, but in a much more concentrated area of contact.
A regular shower hose is designed to spray water in a wide arc, whereas The Bum Gun bidet sprayer has been specially designed to provide you a very concentrated, accurate jet stream of water.
One, this ensures minimal area becomes wet, and secondly, this feature provides a far superior cleansing action…
If you’ve tried a cheaper, inferior model of bidet sprayer before, you might have found that the jet spray arc was fairly wide…
When we designed The Bum Gun bidet sprayer we wanted to avoid this, so took extra special care to design a sprayer that produced a very accurate water spray coverage…
Once you test drive your own Bum Gun bidet sprayer I’m positive you’ll be so happy we took this extra bit of care and attention in the design…
Ok, sorry this post is longer than I had planned, but I wanted to make sure you got all the required information…
My wife is waiting at our gym, so I’d better close here and hurry on over to the gym to meet her…
Oh, whoops, I nearly forgot, the special offer..
The Bum Gun Special Offer…
It’s my Dad’s 80th birthday coming up so I thought I’d treat you…
If you email me with the email subject line “Birthday Offer”, and which bidet sprayers you’d like to order (best to bundle order for a family member or friend to reduce shipping and costs) I’ll send you instructions how you can benefit from a very healthy 15% discount on all orders over £100 before 20th March.
So, please email me on info (at) thebumgun.com before 20th March, and I’ll send you details how to place an order with your 15% discount…
Looking forward to hearing from you,
Greg Noland
CEO & Founder
The Bum Gun Ltd
PS DONT SIT OF THE FENCE AND MISS THIS OFFER.
It’s only a matter of time until you upgrade your bathroom, be one of the first in your circle to improve your quality of life…
I’m waiting for your email…
