No Excuse The Bum Gun Leap Year Offer

Feb 29, 2020 | Best Gift Ever, The Best of Your Life, The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers

I’ve had another wacky idea to help you celebrate the Leap Year.

And give you an absolutely stupid-simple no brainer opportunity to test The Bum Gun.

Buy a Bum Gun today and pay ONLY £29 for a second sprayer.

That gives you a whopping 50% discount on The Future of Bathroom Hygiene.

If you aint that good at maths, I’ll do the sum coz I’m the nicest guy in town.

That’s half price on the greatest bathroom hygiene device ever to reach these shores.

You’ll also get the usual 60 days trial period + an extra 30 days to test drive your Bum Guns.

If you seriously can’t realise this technology is going to transform your life in 89 days, you need your head testing. 

Add that to the list, right?

I already know you need your butt testing.

If you’re still using toilet paper, that is.

Sore, chafed skin?

Chafed skin around your butt can be so irritating, doctors call it friction burn.

Friction butt burn.

That’s no fun.

It’s uncomfortable as battery acid dropped in your eyes.

Ok, maybe not that bad.

But butt burn hurts. Period.

And now is your chance to put an end to your butt burn forever.

This is what you’re gonna get with “Leap Year Offer 2”: 

  • 2 x Titan Bidet Sprayers, 304 stainless steel @ £120
  • 2 x 3 way isolating valves 304 stainless steel @ £46
  • 2 x 360 degree tangle free hoses (1.2 metre) – 304 stainless steel included
  • 2 x Wall brackets – 304 stainless steel included
  • 2 x packs Screws, rawl plugs, filters included
  • 5 year warranty

RRP £166.00 + P&P
Today Only: £135.00 + P&P

Email me on with subject line “Leap Year Offer 2” and i’ll send you a secret link to place your order.

This is strictly limited to the first 29 people who realise the awesomeness of this offer.

So don’t waste another sore ass moment.

You deserve better in life than rough, old toilet paper.

Email me now on

You won’t regret it. 

If you seriously can’t see how exceptional that offer is, just stick to nasty toilet paper. 

But I know you’re smarter than that.

Or you wouldn’t be reading this. 

See you on the inside…

Greg Noland 
The King of Bathroom Hygiene

Greg Noland

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