Month of Love Promotion

My Valentine’s gift for you in the Month of Love

Love is in the air this week and I want to share it with you.

Not romantic love, don’t worry. Just the type of love that makes humans feel great.

So I have a gift for you today…

There’s a whole lot of people who’ve said they wanna try The Bum Gun but they’re just not sure they’ll love it like everyone else.

Some tell me they’ve used toilet paper for so long that they feel like they are too used to it.

I understand that. Normally I would just say to wait till you’re ready.

But sometimes the idea of waiting till you’re “ready” for a change is just a weak way of avoiding what you really need to do.

What you really need to do for your family.

Since the price of my best-selling Titan model is £60. Plus you need a safety valve, another £23, and delivery £8. The total is usually £81.

I want to give you a way to get the Titan for less than £81.

So I’ve decided to offer huge discount.

You can pay £60 and still benefit from my whopping 5 year warranty.

That’s a massive 25% discount.

So yes, you pay only £60.

But I always reward people who take action.

Plus, you have a full 60 days to test the Titan.

If after 60 days, you truly feel that you prefer toilet paper, I’ll gladly give your money back.

Well, that’s a bit of a lie. I won’t be glad. Because my duty is to help you live a better life.

My duty is to improve the quality of all your family members’ lives.

And it you return the Titan then I have failed.

And that hurts.

But I will always honour my promise to follow your request and return your investment in the Titan.

I’m taking all the risk here.

And if you’re lucky enough to receive the free gifts I send with most orders, you can keep them, as my special thank you for trying the Titan.

That’s my gift to you.

Why am I being so nice and offering this whopping discount?

See, I’m also helping myself.

Because I’m guessing when you install your Titan bidet sprayer in yoru bathroom, it won’t just be you using it.

Your family members will too.

Hopefully at least 4 family members.

And I know, once you try the Titan for a week or so, you’ll NEVER want to give it back.

Plus all your family members will be devastated if you even think about returning your Titan Bum Gun.

The Bum Gun IS addictive.

Once you’ve experienced the invigorating cleansing of the jet spray, there’s no turning back.

And in fact, you’ll be dumbstruck that you actually ‘put up’ with toilet paper for so long!!

So you and your family members will be Bum Gun users for LIFE!

And as all good people do, you will tell other family members, friends and colleagues.

And they will come to me to order their own Titan Bum Gun.

You see?

I’ll be growing The Bum Gun family with your help.

Which is why I’m running this wild promotion. Something I’ve never done before.

So there you have it.

But there’s a catch.

You only have until that timer above ticks its last tock.

So you gotta be fast.

Don’t put this off till later.

You’ll probably forget.

And you’ll miss your chance.

If this discount doesn’t get you in then I don’t know what will.

Ok I gotta head out. I’m taking my wife on a river cruise and then a few ice cold IPA’s.

Big weekend!

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