What a fantastic Christmas Day it is…
And with Christmas the fantastic movie “The Great Escape” of course…
It’s one of my favourite movies.
Around this time of year they always stick it on TV – what could be more Christmasy than a Nazi prisoner of war camp?
Just for those of you who don’t know The Great Escape movie (and I can’t believe anyone doesn’t know this film.
Heck, I’ve watched it even more times than Chitty Bang Bang or even Wizard of Oz)…
At the beginning of the film, the Nazis gather all their most devious and troublesome POWs and place them at a new prison camp, which was designed to be impervious to escapes.
Immediately, the prisoners develop a scheme where they will leave the camp by building three separate escape tunnels (Tom, Dick and Harry).
I love the fact there were so many fantastic movie stars in this movie, but they all played very different roles…
Including Richard Attenborough, James Garner, James Coburn, Charles Bronson, Gordon Jackson, David McCallum, Donald Pleasence, and of course the heroic, fearless, cheeky Steve McQueen.
But the whole film is full of amazing scenes with brilliant acting and awesome natural landscape scenes once they get out…
I had the theme tune on one of my first mobile phones back in the day…
It gave me the motivation and inspiration to finally do something about the nasty toilet paper problem that I was facing, and knew other people were too…
And if you pay close attention to the movie there are some powerful life lessons for you to learn.
They never quit (even when some of the tunnels collapsed).
They didn’t try to be experts at everything (each person in the escape team had a specialist role to fulfil).
And forward-planning brought success in the end…
It’s the same with your success (or whatever goals you’re trying to reach) at the moment…
- Never quit
- Always try to improve the quality of your life
- Plan ahead for a better year than last
And what better way to improve your life, quickly, while saving you money instantly and paying for itself within a few months than upgrading your bathroom to The Bum Gun bidet sprayer?
Is The Bum Gun for every Tom, Dick or Harry?
If you are interested in being “shower fresh clean” after every toilet visit, then YES!
Honestly, I truly believe you will never return willing to toilet paper once you experience the comfort and cleanliness of The Bum Gun.
Which is why I have your back covered with my ‘60 Day Test It For Yourself’ trial period.
Is The Bum Gun for every Tom, Dick or Harry?
If you are interested in being “shower fresh clean” after every toilet visit, then YES!
Greg Noland
So grab these very real savings on our Best-Selling Titan model right now…
Take advantage of this offer on the Titan Bum Gun and truly make a difference in the lives of your loved ones, forever!
Looking forward to hearing from you,
Greg Noland
CEO & Founder
The Bum Gun Ltd
P.S: For those of you who love the theme tune, here’s a classic of The Great Escape with Elmer Bernstein https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KecnOolcwIo
Elmer Bernstein was an American composer and conductor is best known for his many film scores. In a career which spanned fifty years, he composed music for hundreds of film and television productions.
THE GREAT ESCAPE FROM NASTY TOILET PAPER…
Frequently Asked Questions: Is The Bum Gun Right For You?
Q: Who benefits most from using The Bum Gun bidet sprayer?
A: Everyone benefits from proper water cleaning, but The Bum Gun is particularly life-changing for: families with teenage daughters (who use 6-8x more toilet paper), people with mobility issues or disabilities, women during menstruation and pregnancy, anyone with hemorrhoids or sensitive skin, and elderly people who struggle with traditional wiping. If you want to feel shower-fresh clean after every toilet visit, The Bum Gun is for you.
Q: Will my family actually use it, or will it just sit there unused?
A: Within one week, most families report that everyone prefers The Bum Gun to toilet paper. Women especially deserve a better hygiene solution than dry paper. The biggest complaint we get? “I wish we’d installed this years ago.” Your family’s toilet paper usage will drop by 90%+ immediately – that’s how much they’ll use it.
Q: Is The Bum Gun difficult to install or use?
A: Installation takes 15 minutes with basic tools. It connects to your toilet’s water supply line – same connection that fills your tank. Full instructions included. Usage is even simpler: aim the nozzle, squeeze the trigger, adjust pressure as needed. Check our complete benefits guide for detailed installation and usage information.
Q: What about the environmental impact compared to toilet paper?
A: Toilet paper production destroys forests and uses massive amounts of water (37 gallons per roll). The Bum Gun uses about 0.5 litres per use while eliminating 90%+ of your toilet paper consumption. Plus, unlike “flushable” wet wipes, The Bum Gun won’t clog sewers or create fatbergs. Read about 5 shocking ways toilet paper hurts the environment to understand the full impact.
Q: How much money will The Bum Gun actually save me?
A: The average UK family of four spends £602/year on toilet paper. The Titan Bum Gun costs £89 once. Payback period: 54 days. After that, you’re saving £500+ annually for 8-10+ years (our CEO’s personal units are 8 and 9 years old). Over 10 years, that’s £5,000+ in savings. See the complete comparison between bidet sprayers and toilet paper for detailed cost analysis.
Ready to Experience “Shower Fresh” Clean After Every Visit?