How We’ve Progressed From Grass to The Bum Gun

Mar 5, 2019 | Bathroom Habits, The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers

This is an exploration in cleanliness through a couple of thousand years. In this article I will show you how we have arrived at The bum gun bidet sprayer in the 21st century.

Captain Caveman – The Grass Ass Wiper.

We all know that personal hygiene is important, especially when we use the toilet for ‘a sit down no 2’. At the beginning of time, and we’re talking way back here – the human race relied on nature to wipe their bottoms. Early Man, used good old green grass to wipe his backside. You can see the little caveman I have drawn on my image above.

This was, of course, a very long time ago.

Claudius XIV – The Bum Gun Prototype Tester

The Romans were the first to make any attempt to keep themselves anything close to clean. Basically these very smart people pioneered the ‘sponge stick’, which is exactly what it sounds like: a sponge on the end of a stick. Full marks for creativity, and it obviously worked. We are not talking the highest standards of personal hygiene here but it certainly beat the grass.

You could say the sponge stick was the first prototype for the bum gun. And representing the Romans and their sponge stick for wiping their backside is Claudius, second from the left.

Then things go a bit pear-shaped. It was said that Britain’s hygiene took a massive spiral into the gutter after the romans left. Not sure why they didn’t continue with the sponge on the stick. But history tells us they didn’t.

Louis IX – The Corn Cobb Scratcher

A sponge on the end of a stick is actually quite sensible when you consider what the human race decided to use in the 1700’s. The next time you sit down to dinner you may not want to think about the fact that the 1700’s toilet users used corn on the cob to clean their rectum. There are many things wrong with this, not least the fact that this was food, and food costs money. On top of all that, we just don’t understand how anyone can think it would be a good idea to rub a club made out of sweet corn around there. But that was that, eighteenth century madness.

Joseph Gayetty – Toilet Paper Inventor

Civilization mercifully returned to the toilet in the 1800s. It is almost as if people realised that corn on the cob was a stinker of a concept, and saw sense. This era saw the invention of toilet paper as we know it, which was a huge leap forward and meant that cleanliness was being taken seriously at last. That brings us up to about 1860, although this was toilet paper in sheets instead of rolls.

This led to the all-important concept of disposing of the toilet roll after use, which might have been a big improvement on rubbing corn cobs on your tooty, but was terrible for our sewers (and still is according to Thames Water in the UK).

The toilet roll has been around for centuries now, and it is always on your supermarket shopping bill. Week after week, you buy a new batch, which over a year can add up quite considerably. Another problem is that unfortunately, most people do not wash their hands sufficiently after using toilet paper, leaving bacteria on their hands.

David Beckham & The Bum Gun

At last we arrive at the 21st century, and come to the bidet sprayer, a truly revolutionary appliance that allows you to basically take a mini shower every time you use your toilet.

The Bum Gun doesn’t just clean your body; it invigorates and refreshes, and promotes the highest standards of personal hygiene. Users of Bum Gun bidet sprayers, report that they feel cleaner all day long, and also feel healthier and more vibrant.

Do you know why users say they have more energy throughout the day when they use The Bum Gun?

It is because The Bum Gun shoots all that bacteria down the toilet, rather than coming through your toilet paper and on to your hands.

You can also use soap if you like for the ultimate clean, although not necessary. A good Bum Gun with the right water pressure should be able to clean you sufficiently without the need for soap.

So there you have it. It’s been quite a journey from grass to the bum gun bidet sprayer, but this mini shower will make every trip to the bathroom an infinitely cleaner and more pleasant experience.

So when are you going to give The Bum Gun a test drive?

So what do you have to lose by giving The Bum Gun bidet sprayer a try? It’s completely guaranteed to work or you get your money back, no questions asked, no hassle.

60 Day Trial For The Bum Gun

To prove that, and to make it easy for you. I will give you a clear cut 60 day test period to try The Bum Gun. If you honestly feel toilet paper is better than The Bum Gun after 2 full months of testing, simple return your bidet sprayer for your money back.

Heck, you can even keep the free gifts you receive when you order your bidet sprayer as my thank you for giving it a try.

Stop dealing with toilet paper pain, discomfort, skid stains and nasty gling-ons today.

Start living life with more energy, vigour, and ability to move how you want.

Visit The Bum Gun online store: TODAY and make that step up change in your life.

Greg Noland

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