“Greg, why do you blog so much?”
Strange minded subscriber just emailed me about the Bum Gun Xmas Promotion…
Greg, why do you blog so much?
My reply…
When someone stops advertising, someone stops selling.
When someone stops selling, someone stops buying.
When someone stops buying, someone stops making.
When someone stops making, someone stops working.
When someone stops working, someone stops earning.
When someone stops earning, everything stops.
And I want to keep everything going.
And that is why I blog as much as I can.
And hey, I don’t nearly post my articles nearly as much as I wish I could…
I’d be posting 2 or 3 times per day if I could…
If you don’t like me blogging so much, you have two choices.
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1. You can ignore my website stories, lessons and offers. And you’ll never hear from me again. (I’ll miss you, but not that much.)
2. You can take advantage of my most generous offer EVER . . .
Until the 21st December at midnight, you can grab my best selling bidet sprayer, The Titan, at a ridiculously low price.
This is my HUGE end of the year send-off gift before we close out for 2016…
And it’s gigantic and huge and really bigggg.
Get a load of these special offers while you still have chance…
There are two links on the page – either you go for Offer A, with isolating valves, or Offer B, no valves…
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Decision Time
Either you want to continue smearing around with toilet paper or you want to get ‘Properly, Shower Fresh Clean’ after every toilet visit.
There are only TWO Options for you, so it’s super simple for you to decide.
Irresistible Offer A
or
Irresistible Offer B
I sincerely hope you’ll give me the chance to supply you with the very best Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers I believe the market has right now.
- Stainless body and hose for long life, and prevent splitting and cracking, common with cheap bidet sprayer copies you might find on Amazon and eBay.
- Long 5 Year Warranty so you can be sure you’ve got a quality product.
- Lowest Prices you’ve ever seen by The Bum Gun Ltd.
- 60 Day Trial Period on every Titan bidet sprayer.
Now, don’t delay that clock up there is ticking and your family’s well being is at stake…
Once that clock stops, this Special Offer will be gone forever!!
So, go ahead, make your order now, and look forward to the Cleanest Year you’ve ever had!!
BUY TWO Titan bidet sprayers with 2 x 3 way valves for maximum savings. Use for your second bathroom, your office bathroom, or give to your friend or family member as their best ever New Years present.
This is the Craziest Low price you’ll ever see, delivery included, free gifts included
BUY TWO Titan bidet sprayers as a bundle for ease of ordering. Use for your second bathroom, your office bathroom, or give to your friend or family member as the ultimate New Years present.
This is the Craziest Low price you’ll ever see, delivery included, free gifts included
Xmas Bum Gun Promotion 2016
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Take advantage of my Irresistible Offers on the Titan Bum Gun and truly make a difference in the lives of your loved ones, forever!
Looking forward to hearing from you,
Greg Noland
CEO & Founder
The Bum Gun Ltd
PS: Please keep an eye out for The Bum Gun Affiliate Club – New in January 2017 so you can make money from encouraging friends to make the switch from nasty old toilet paper to…
‘The Future of Bathroom Hygiene in the 21st Century”…
INCLUDED WITH EVERY ORDER
