End your toilet paper suffering today

Mar 9, 2020 | Best Gift Ever, The Best of Your Life, The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers

Titan Bum Gun + Safety Valve Special Offer

End your toilet paper suffering today.

You’ll be ‘Shower Fresh’ clean after every toilet visit with the Titan Bum Gun.

The invigorating jet-stream of fresh water will clean your most sacred areas effortlessly.

No more misery from feeling unclean after using toilet paper.

No more pain and discomfort from broken skin after using abrasive toilet paper.

No more embarrassing ‘itchy-butt-itis’.

AND No more wasting your hard earned money every week, on the nasty old toilet paper.

Enter the 21st century’s answer to an age old problem…

The Titan Bum Gun bidet sprayer.

Never again will you have to smear around hoping to get clean.

The Titan has been specially designed to provide you a very controlled direct spray action.

Rather than spraying in a wide arc you’ll find on cheap copies.

Enjoy a ‘shower fresh clean’ every time. In seconds. Without even having to get undressed.

All essential core components, such as the body, hose and trigger are made of premium 304 stainless steel…

So you never have to worry about cracks and splits causing leaks common with the cheap plastic and PVC copies you might have seen on eBay or Amazon.

The Titan’s elegant matt satin finish of smooth stainless steel will give your bathroom a VIP feel instantly. And ensure any visitors will be hurrying to copy your smart bathroom upgrade.

All Titans come with our iron-clad 5 year warranty to give you peace of mind.

Test drive the Titan bidet sprayer today and experience the delight and ecstasy of finally being ‘shower fresh clean’ all day long.

Heck, you deserve it. Place your order now.

Here is your special discount link: >>> https://www.thebumgun.com/discount

Don’t waste another minute. Order now before you miss your chance.

Offer could be taken down at any minute.

If you seriously can’t see how exceptional that offer is, just stick to nasty toilet paper. 

But I know you’re smarter than that.

Or you wouldn’t be reading this. 

See you on the inside…

Greg Noland 
The King of Bathroom Hygiene 

Greg Noland

You may also like…



Select your currency

Pin It on Pinterest

Share This
    Your Cart
    Your cart is emptyReturn to Shop