Don’t You Feel You’re The Only One Gettin Sh*T Done?

Nov 30, 2017 | General Health, The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers

Have you ever felt like, in any room full of people, you’re the only one getting anything done?

That’s because, in any room, in any meeting, you most likely “are” the only one getting sh*t done.

That’s why you’re reading this blog…

You’re a go-getter…

That’s why you use The Bum Gun, long before it becomes mainstream…

If you’re a true blue Go-To Guy or Go-To Gal, you eventually discover that most of the things that get done in our world, get done because you do them.

If you work for The Man, his job is to blind you to this fact and make you think “he’s” the Go-To Guy, not you.

It’s a clever scam, but once you see it for what it is, you’re never again deceived…

 

How ‘Stuff’ Really Works…

Start with about 300 odd million people in the USA…

Consider that half of them are retired or in school or on welfare…

A fourth are taking care of the retired folk and those in school…

So how many you got left?

Yep, about 75 million left!!

I said, you are smart, didn’t I??

A whopping 30 million are working for ‘the Big Cheese Government’ – that’s the Feds to you and I…

Now, that’s about 45 million left to bring home the bacon.

Whoops, forgot the 15 odd million who work for the other government cheese, the local lot…

Now, we’re left with about 30 million…

But, roughly 80% of the 30 million are either lazy or unproductive, or they’re busy undoing the damage done by the other clowns every day…

Result?

There’s only about five to six million of us doing the creditable, real, productive, innovative hard work…

As I said previously, I know you’re in this group, or you wouldn’t be a Bum Gun user…

So this means only 5-6 million of us are not only feeding 300 million, but providing all the innovate stuff they desire…

Look, I know there are plenty of people out there who haven’t even heard of The Bum Gun…

I also know there are ton of people who HAVE heard of The Bum Gun, but refuse to understand its power and benefits…

But I don’t worry, these are the same people who said mobile phones are for yuppies but now have their smartphones stuck to their cheeks 24/7!!

I kid you not…

Apart from their smartphones, the other device they can’t live without is of course the Gogglebox..

No, not Google-box – gogglebox…

You know, the telly, the tube, the small screen…

Perhaps English slang names..but you get the idea…don’t you?

Anyhoo, what I’m trying to say is where would the 300 million be without the TV?

The TV keeps the unproductive masses from rioting…

Didn’t Karl Marx say ‘Religion is not the opiate of the people’?

Well perhaps back then it was…

But now the television and probably even more so, it is the smartphone…

That explains why you feel like, in any room full of people, you’re the only one getting anything done. It’s because you ARE the only one getting anything done. The rest are mostly dead weight…

Complaining minnies…bitching about everything…while you get sh*t done!!

But there’s no reason to bother…

It’s always been that way, probably always will be…

What matters is that you understand this is your role as an actually productive person in the world.

But there’s another part of this…

A part most folk don’t understand…

Now look, I don’t have concrete proof to this concept, but when you weigh up all the facts and evidence it makes perfect sense…

Now here it is…

Because you’re a Bum Gun user, you’re exposed to less bacteria…

Being exposed to less bacteria…(because you’re not wiping your poop with your hands, which is laden with nasty bacteria, which comes through the sheets of toilet paper, and onto your fingers)…

Means you are not affected by that bacteria…

Which means you have more energy every day…

Which means you have the power and energy to be productive…

While the other 295 million sit there moaning about life, and how it’s so unfair…

Ok, you might not agree totally with this logic…

But you only have to google it (yes, google this time)…

To find out poor hygiene leads to depression…

So what’s the point to this whole post?

Well, I want you to help someone you know and love this Christmas…

I want you to help someone you know to rapidly improve the quality of their life…

Yes, I want you to give…

“THE GREATEST EVER CHRISTMAS PRESENT THEY’VE EVER RECEIVED”

Think of someone close to you who still uses toilet paper, but could really do with improving their life quality…

Someone you really care for, but you know they are not making the most out of their life…

Someone you know who could really do with a helping hand in their life…

I truly believe ‘The Bum Gun’ can really improve anyone’s quality of life, but I need you to be the link that helps them change their life…

Go on, order a Bum Gun or two for the people in your life who you know could really do with your helping hand…

Go on over to this link now and truly make a difference in someone’s life…

https://www.thebumgun.com/titan-promotions/

“No.1 Bum Gun Benefit”

Being exposed to less bacteria…

(because you’re not wiping your poop with your hands,

which is laden with nasty bacteria,

which comes through the sheets of toilet paper,

and onto your fingers)…

Wishing you a fulfilling and prosperous 2023,

I look forward to serving you better in the New Year,

Greg Noland

CEO & Founder

The Bum Gun Ltd

PS: Please keep an eye out for The Bum Gun Affiliate ClubNew in January 2018  so you can make money from encouraging friends to make the switch from nasty old toilet paper to…

‘The Future of Bathroom Hygiene in the 21st Century”…

Greg Noland

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