No, no I didn’t call you a punk. But come on, if you’re still using toilet paper in 2019 then there must be a reason why.
Seriously, why haven’t you upgraded your personal hygiene to the 21st century?
Please answer a few simple questions:
Do You Like Feeling Fresh and Clean?
Would you like to save money on your shopping bill every week?
Would you like to improve your whole family’s quality of life?
Would you like a cleaner more comfortable and more hygienic way of cleaning yourself after every bathroom visit?
If you are female, would you like a way to make the ‘time of the month’ just that little more bearable?
Well – I have the answer for you!
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Awesome, give yourself a massive pat on the back. If you are lucky enough to have come this far, you are just a few clicks away from the biggest life change you will make this year.
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Let’s face it, you are on the toilet every day of your life, and not just once…
…why not make it a pleasant and rewarding experience?
Toilet paper is downright nasty, and expensive. Why throw money down the toilet daily?
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We take the risk.
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Click on the image below to view our special offer this Christmas.
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Stop sitting on the fence, and be the BMOC in your family this Christmas!!
Leave the punk at the curb!!
Wishing you a fulfilling and prosperous 2020,
I look forward to serving you better in the New Year,
CEO & Founder
The Bum Gun Ltd
PS: Please keep an eye out for The Bum Gun Affiliate Club – New in January 2020 so you can make money from encouraging friends to make the switch from nasty old toilet paper to…
‘The Future of Bathroom Hygiene in the 21st Century”…