How would you like to do something very special for your loved ones?
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And because I value your time, I need you to spend a couple of minutes reading this short blog post.
I promise it will be worth your while.
You know you are a special person, right? A very smart person?
So, do you know toilet paper is NOT getting your body clean?
Period!
Toilet paper is just smearing most of “it’ off.
But you’ll NEVER get properly clean smearing with toilet paper.
…
Don’t you think you work far too hard to be still putting up with toilet paper in the 21st century?
I thought so.
And here’s the truth…
I bet you love taking a refreshing shower after getting all sweaty.
I bet you like your breath being all fresh and minty.
I bet you like having clean hands.
I bet you agree washing your fruit and vegetables before eating is important.
And I bet you don’t rub your sweaty body with toilet paper.
I bet you don’t rub your teeth with toilet paper…
And I bet…
Oh, well, you get the point.
So why are you still trying to get your private area clean with toilet paper?
The Wet Wipe Crisis: £18 Million Annual Disaster
Many people are now fed up with the limitations of toilet paper and are looking for options.
But please don’t fall into the trap with wet wipes.
They are seriously NOT the answer to your toilet paper problems.
When wet wipes combine with fats, oils, and grease in sewers, they create fatbergs — cement-like masses that block entire sewer systems.
Take the Feltham fatberg as a prime example — a grotesque 100-tonne mass of wet wipes and congealed fat that required over a month of intensive work to remove at massive cost to Thames Water.
Recent UK fatberg statistics:
- Whitechapel: 130 tonnes, cost £220,000 to clear
- Thames Water clears 75,000 blockages annually
- £18 million spent yearly removing wet wipes from sewers
- 3.8 billion wet wipes removed from London sewers annually
- 28,899 rag blockages cleared in 2025 alone
The facts scientists and experts have proven:
- Wet wipes DO NOT break down like toilet paper
- They remain intact for months or years in sewers
- City Councilman Costa Constantinides stated it clearly: “There is no such thing as a flushable wipe”
This is why Thames Water is going hard after wet wipe users, and rightly so.
When sewers clog with fatbergs:
- Raw sewage overflows into rivers and oceans
- Fish and wildlife die from contamination
- Beaches close to protect public health
- Property owners face £10,000-£15,000 repair bills
- Water companies spend millions on emergency clearance
Thames Water received a record £122.7 million fine in May 2025 for sewage operations failures caused partly by fatberg-blocked infrastructure reducing sewer capacity by up to 80% in some areas.
The Bum Gun solves both problems: You get truly clean with fresh water (no need for wet wipes), and nothing goes down the drain except water and minimal toilet paper if you choose to pat dry.
Is The Bum Gun useful for all your loved ones?
I’m sure you have tons of friends, family members and colleagues who are still struggling with toilet paper too.
And that’s something I want to help with.
In fact, it’s a burning passion of mine that often keeps me awake at night…
Because I think it’s completely wrong that people are still using toilet paper in the 21st century.
Yet, I don’t know the million-dollar answer to this issue.
But I do know one thing…
Since 2012, I’ve been trying to help as many people as possible discover The Bum Gun.
It hasn’t been easy.
For the past 10+ years, I’ve rarely finished work before midnight…
Scratching my head how to help more people…
Will Mr Zuck Care For Your Loved Ones?
Mr Zuck alone has sucked a ton of money in Facebook advertising that never saw a sniff of a positive ROI.
But I’m in this for the long haul…
And here’s the thing…
My ultimate mission is to change the way people in the west take care of their business after a no.2.
Because I want to leave the world in a better place than when I found it in 1970.
Look, I know I’m not an expert salesman.
I’m not an expert marketer.
I’m just a regular guy who had a very severe problem with toilet paper pain and discomfort over many years when I was young.
And I was lucky to find The Bum Gun solution whilst on a trip to Asia in the 1990s.
Now, I want to help you discover the same solution…
Because I sincerely believe everyone deserves The Bum Gun in their bathrooms.
And now we have the wretched Covid-19 to deal with, The Bum Gun is even more important.
So here’s the deal…
I’m willing to give you just over 25% discount on my best selling bidet sprayer and 3 way valve.
So here’s what you need to do:
- Forward this blog post to your best friends, family members and colleagues. Add a little note encouraging them to take action.
- You can also order a Titan set for another bathroom.
- Or you can order another Titan set as a spare.
- And you can also buy a Titan bidet sprayer set as the perfect gift for anyone important to you.
I can’t stand knowing you and your family are still putting up with toilet paper.
You deserve better.
You use WATER to clean every other inch of your body…
Why not your most precious crown jewels?
And here I am encouraging you to invest in your first Bum Gun (or next).
So this is your chance to make a positive difference in your life and someone dear to you.
Hit the link below to take you to the order page.
Looking forward to hearing how much you LOVE The Bum Gun!
If you’re interested in saving over 25% with this Bum Gun Promotion, hit the link below to take you to the order page.
Grab This Offer And I Promise You’ll Enjoy Every Bathroom Trip Way More!!
Greg
FAQ: Bidet Sprayer Health Benefits For Your Loved Ones
Is a bidet sprayer safe for all your loved ones?
Yes. The same bidet sprayer can be safely used by all your loves ones.
The sprayer only touches clean water (spraying away from itself), never contacts waste, and can be wiped down occasionally if preferred.
Think of it like your shower head—multiple family members use it without hygiene concerns because it dispenses clean water.
Can your loved ones just use wet wipes instead?
No. Wet wipes create different problems:
Health problems: Wet wipes contain chemicals (preservatives, fragrances, alcohol) that irritate sensitive skin. Many people develop reactions to wet wipes.
“Flushable” wipes are a lie: Despite labelling, they don’t break down in sewers. Thames Water spends £18 million annually clearing wet wipe blockages
The Feltham fatberg (100 tonnes) was mostly wet wipes
Environmental disaster: Wet wipes are essentially plastic. They clog sewers, create fatbergs, pollute waterways, and never fully decompose
Thames Water Remove 100-tonne Fatberg!
Cost: Regular wet wipe users spend £72-144+ annually. The Bum Gun costs £95 once.
Bidet sprayers solve the problem wet wipes create: Clean water, no chemicals, no environmental damage, no sewer blockages, better results.
Will cold water be uncomfortable for your loved ones?
Most people adapt within 2-3 uses and actually prefer the refreshing feeling. UK tap water (10-15°C) isn’t icy cold, and the brief contact time (10-15 seconds) makes it quite tolerable.
Cold water also has health benefits—it’s soothing for hemorrhoids and reduces inflammation.
If you strongly prefer warm water, dual-temperature kits are available, but 95% of users find cold water perfectly comfortable once accustomed.
How do your loved ones dry off after using a bidet sprayer?
Three options:
- Pat dry with a few squares of toilet paper (most common method, still saves 90%+ of toilet paper)
- Use a dedicated towel (eliminates paper entirely, wash regularly like hand towels)
- Air dry (takes longer but works)
The sophisticated nozzle design of The Titan creates a controlled stream that limits wetness to the cleaning area, so drying is quick regardless of method.
Yes, completely sanitary. The bidet sprayer works like your shower head—it sprays clean water AWAY from itself. It never contacts waste. No cross-contamination occurs.
The water washes everything down into the toilet. The sprayer itself only ever touches clean water from your supply line.
Can elderly people with arthritis use a bidet sprayer easily?
Yes. The bidet sprayer is often EASIER for elderly people than toilet paper because:
- No reaching and twisting required
- No grip strength needed for tearing paper
- One-handed operation
- Simple trigger squeeze (adjustable pressure)
- Thorough cleaning in seconds
Many elderly users report that bidet sprayers maintain their independence and dignity in personal hygiene. And thats priceless!
Does the bidet sprayer actually get you cleaner than toilet paper?
Yes. Think about it: if you got dog mess on your arm, would you wipe it with dry paper or wash it with water?
Water physically removes waste. Toilet paper just redistributes it.
The “shower fresh” clean feeling from a bidet sprayer is genuine cleanliness, not just “wiped enough.”
How long do bidet sprayers last for your loved ones?
The Titan Bum Gun comes with a 5 long year warranty. With proper care (turning off the safety valve after use, occasional nozzle cleaning), it lasts much longer.
Our CEO’s personal Titans: Running perfectly after 8 and 9 years.
Quality 304 stainless steel construction means decades of use, not months like cheap plastic alternatives.