Oxford Budget Bum Gun
£55 inc P&P.
Beat Toilet Paper Shortages & Stress with The Oxford Bum Gun & 3-way Safety Valve.
Forever Clean.
2-year warranty. Will last much longer.
All connections: 1/2 inch (15mm).
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Do you really want to beat toilet paper shortages?
Do you want to transform your bathroom with this 21st century personal hygiene device?
If you’re still using toilet paper, I’m sure it’s a massive concern if the shops will run out very soon.
Are you tired of sore, chafed skin?
Chafed skin around your butt can be so irritating, doctors call it friction burn.
Friction butt burn.
That’s no fun.
It’s uncomfortable as battery acid dropped in your eyes.
Ok, maybe not that bad.
But butt burn hurts. Period.
And now is your chance to put an end to your butt burn forever.
- 1 x Oxford Bidet Sprayer, ABS body, 304 stainless steel components (hose, nozzle, trigger)
- 1 x 3 way isolating valves 304 stainless steel
- 360 degree tangle free hose (1.2 metre) – 304 stainless steel included
- Wall bracket included
- Screws, rawl plugs, filter included
- 2 year warranty
Today Only: £55.00 inc P&P
If you can see how exceptional this offer is…
Don’t waste another moment.
You deserve better in life than rough, old toilet paper.
Order now…
You won’t regret it.
Remember, you have a full 60 days to test your new sprayer.
Your booty is going to thank you for this very smart decision.
And if you’ve got a family, they are going to instantly boost your hero status.

Greg Noland
The King of Bathroom Hygiene
www.thebumgun.com