Finally an alternative to nasty toilet paper, and wow so simple. Why did it take so long for someone to think of water?
“Who Else Wants to Feel SHOWER FRESH CLEAN ALL Day Long, End Anal Itch, AND Save Tons of Money?”
Radically reduce your need for toilet paper with one of the smartest inventions of the last 100 years…..
You use water for every other cleaning job, why not after using the toilet?
No need to smear around with toilet paper any longer…
“For the price of a meal for 2 people you can finally get a SHOWER FRESH CLEAN after every toilet visit.”
What makes The Bum Gun bidet sprayer the smart choice for bathroom hygiene in the 21st century? “If you are one of the 84% of people who experience pain from using toilet paper, choosing the bidet sprayer is a simple solution” – says a Hygiene Specialist who understands your pain. In 1991 whilst on a trip to Asia I came across a super smart invention which would change my life forever. Without going into the gory detail here, (I’ll get to that later) I hated the results toilet paper was giving me. It was cutting my skin, giving me endless pain & discomfort. I knew it was never getting me properly clean and that made me feel uncomfortable and dirty. And I hated wasting money down the toilet every day.
Discover MORE of the Benefits of The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer which I know CAN help YOU too.
“Why Toilet Paper is Not the Healthy Choice in 2019”
Thankfully, a more practical and hygienic cleansing solution after every bathroom visit.
“But I must warn you – Once you start using this upgrade in health & hygiene you will never be happy using toilet paper again!”
It does not happen every day that new inventions come out and revolutionize the way we live our lives. We all now use the vacuum cleaner over a brush and dust pan, most of us have a microwave over the pressure cooker and now we have the toilet paper replacement for the 21st century.
Your bathroom habits will never be the same again and you will NEVER go back to the old habits, unless you are away from home that is!! But the world is taking up this incredible device in waves, so hopefully soon you’ll never have to go to any restaurants, café, bar or hotel and not have the tried and trusted health invention for the 21st century to give you immediate and refreshing, cleansing benefits after every toilet visit. So what is this magical device? Don’t worry, I’ll explain, but first…
Listen carefully. You are especially going to love having this device in your life for yourself, your loved one, and all the family.
A few quick questions I should ask you first so you can properly understand this product. Many people don’t want to talk about hygiene habits. You might even be a bit uncomfortable reading this. But please keep with me. I promise you will not regret it. You will soon realise why I’m working so hard to help people understand the benefits of increased hygiene.
- When you urinate do you think toilet paper is the most effective way to clean?
- After a no.2 (or bowel movement), do you think toilet paper is the best way to clean your undercarriage?
- For any bathroom visit, do you think it is a good idea to contaminate your fingers with faecal matter or urine?
If you think about it, not one of these bathroom habits makes much sense in terms of hygiene. However, the majority of people in the UK, USA, Canada, Australia and Europe often hygienically neglect these areas of their bodies, and rarely give it much thought.
Let’s take the right step to solve these important hygiene issues. Ever since I first came across this device I’ve been absolutely impressed with this invention and will NEVER go back to toilet paper. And I promise you that you won’t too.
“But I must warn you – Once you start using ‘this hygiene solution’ you will never be happy using toilet paper again!”
Before I explain this rejuvenating hygiene solution, let me first highlight some of the reasons why I believe it’s a no-brainer to dump toilet paper ….
Why Toilet Paper is Not the Perfect Solution
I’d like to ask you 4 questions which you should think about very carefully.
- When you get your hands dirty, do you wipe them with a cloth or tissue and carry on with what you are doing?
- When your clothes become dirty do you take a cloth to wipe them clean?
- When a bird poops on your arm in the garden, do you wipe with a tissue or wash under the tap?
- When you have just been working hard on the treadmill or lifting weights, or after a long run, do you use a cloth to wipe your body?
I bet you answered A BIG FAT NO to EVERY question. You use water and soap to clean yourself and your clothes in all these situations.
So, why do most people think toilet paper is the best answer for toilet hygiene?
In fact, I believe people stick with toilet paper because they don’t know any different.
Listen, that’s not some ungrounded statement I just came up with you know. It’s based on the fact that no one returns to toilet paper after discovering The Bum Gun.
Yes, you read that right. No one.
It is not your fault, because you probably haven’t heard about this new invention yet. Or maybe you heard the name but didn’t really understand what it does, or how it works. I will explain, but first…
The Crazy Environmental Costs of Toilet Paper
If we look at the numbers for toilet paper usage in America, the data is quite unbelievable. Toilet paper statistics tell us that every year in America:
- The daily production of toilet paper is about 83,048,116 rolls per day. THAT’S A LOT OF TREES!
- In fact, around 27 million trees are pulped (National Geographic) every day to produce toilet paper.
- And 515 billion gallons of water are used to produce that toilet paper
- With 287,000 tons of the chemical chlorine to bleach this toilet paper
- And 4 terawatts of electricity is wasted in the production of all those rolls of toilet paper
This is a staggering waste of resources!!
And doesn’t even mention the immeasurable amounts of fuel for the trucks to stock our supermarkets every week, and your own fuel to go buy this product week on week, year-after-year. Also, this is just for the USA. What about all the environmental wastage for the UK, Canada, and Australia?
All this data provides even more motivation to find ways to at least cut back on toilet paper usage. Wouldn’t you agree?
Ok, I know you are eager to find out about this solution which I’m strongly recommending to you today. So let’s dive straight in…
The 21st Century Bathroom Hygiene Solution Everyone Deserves
In 1991 when I came to Thailand to learn Thai boxing I came across this super smart invention which would change my life forever. Without going into the gory detail here, I hated the results toilet paper was giving me. It was cutting my skin, giving me endless pain. I also knew it was never getting me properly clean. And I obviously hated wasting money down the toilet every day. Sound familiar?
The life-changing device for the 21st century which I discovered was The Bum Gun bidet sprayer with its invigorating jet of water. Using water to clean your body should not surprise you. So don’t discount this advancement in bathroom hygiene before you give it a chance. You will kick yourself if you miss this chance to improve your life. I don’t want that to happen to you. You work far too hard to have to struggle on with toilet paper. I believe you deserve better in your life.
You might be thinking that there is nothing wrong with toilet paper. And, you are right in thinking that. I was the same too. I was even in Thailand for over 2 months before I tried The Bum Gun. It wasn’t until I had an extra spicy dish, and the resulting stomach upset did I decide to give it a try. And honestly, that was a truly eye-opening day, and I’ve never looked back.
If you tried the usual bidet before and weren’t impressed – don’t give up on The Bum Gun just yet. Those old style bidets are nothing like this invigorating jet spray.
The Bum Gun is cheaper than a bidet for a start. It’s more practical and saves space too.
The Bum Gun will…
- Provide a more comforting and softer way to clean your private parts
- Help you avoid hand contamination from using toilet paper
- Help you prevent messing up your underpants
- Have a cleansing, soothing, and refreshing feeling after every bathroom visit
- Help avoid part of the pain of haemorrhoids that toilet paper can cause
- Help women avoid overusing irritating feminine hygiene sprays. And give massive benefit during menstruation.
If you switch to using The Bum Gun you will be improving your personal hygiene immensely, but also making a hugely positive difference to the environment.
Ok, if ‘The Bum Gun’ is so wonderful and has so many benefits…
Why Don’t More People Use ‘The Bum Gun’?
Standard bidets have been around for years but most people could not afford them or didn’t have big enough bathrooms to install them.
Some of you might have tried one and didn’t really like them. I was like that too. I tried one at my friend’s house when I was a teenager, but the water jet was so weak it hardly gave a decent clean. Plus it was not convenient to finish your business and then have to jump on to another unit.
However, in the last twenty years, there has been a revolution in the form of The Bum Gun stainless steel sprayer. Instead of requiring a separate unit in your bathroom, The Bum Gun is simply a mini-shower hose, with a convenient on-off trigger in the palm of your hand, which also regulates the power of the water jet. So you will always have the desired strength of water jet. This quality is unmatched in any other type of bidet.
Honestly, since I found out the benefits of The Bum Gun, I was very confused also why something so effective is not in every bathroom in the UK, USA, Canada and across Europe. I agree with you that it is baffling. And to be honest I am not exactly sure why this device is not mainstream yet.
But I do know, through the hundreds, if not thousands of Bum Gun users I have spoken to over the years, they will NEVER return to toilet paper.
That is social proof enough that this device is an absolute winner. Perhaps thinking about and talking about a device to properly clean your private parts (front and back for the ladies) might just be too strange.
Many Europeans tell me the process of using water to clean after the toilet is much more common in their countries. And talk to most Asians and they do not even believe me that most British and Americans are still using toilet paper. They honestly do not believe me that such ‘advanced cultures’ are still using toilet paper.
I believe it is definitely time for toilet paper users to embrace this technology, and put all the embarrassment behind them. They deserve better in their lives, and they owe it to their children and extended families to give The Bum Gun bidet sprayer a chance to prove how properly clean it can help them to be.
I have heard many excuses over the years why toilet paper users might not use The Bum Gun yet:
- Too difficult to install
- Probably too expensive
- They would use too much water
- The cold water will give them too much of a shock.
- Possibly difficult to use
But these concerns and worries have no basis at all. The Titan model is our supreme bestseller, and in most cases can be installed without a plumber and within 10 minutes.
The Bum Gun bidet sprayer can also easily be connected to a thermostat so you can use warm water if you wish.
Grabbing streams of toilet paper, folding or scrunching, reaching back, wiping, reaching again, folding or scrunching, reaching back, wiping, again and again and again, is far more complicated than picking up The Bum Gun in one hand, aiming, squeezing the trigger, then drying off. In fact, The Bum Gun is unbelievably simple to use.
Some Products Simply Just Beat The Products They Replace
In my experience, there are some products which come to market and they just beat what came before them without question. These kinds of products just provide clear improvements to the quality of people’s lives, so people embrace them with very little resistance.
And The Bum Gun is one of those products. However much people might feel shy about talking about their hygiene, I don’t believe they will stick with inferior products because of this shyness.
The resistance only comes with making the first step. And that is agreeing to give this refreshing bidet sprayer a try.
Who doesn’t want to enhance their personal hygiene?
We all spend billions every year on deodorants, body care products, gym memberships, and fashionable clothes and accessories, so why would you not want to be ‘Shower Fresh’ clean after every toilet visit?
Ok, ok, so how much does this fancy personal hygiene product cost? Must be an arm and a leg right?
Get Your Return on Investment (ROI) Within Months
Actually no. I will explain the true cost of The Bum Gun bidet sprayer in the chart below. First, as we know the toilet paper multi-pack annoyingly fills most of the shopping trolley in the supermarket. And this is one of those products, probably due to the size, that we don’t often stock up on by more than a week or two supply.
So in the chart below I will compare a 9 roll multi-pack of toilet paper with our best-selling bidet sprayer, The Titan.
Here are a few examples of estimated payback timeframes on your bidet from toilet paper savings. I understand that your house might use less or more than the figures stated, and also that you might use a different brand, at a different price point. So please just use the figures given as a guideline.
Furthermore, I have not included the price of water as this is minimal anyway.
In the UK a typical brand’s 9-pack sells for about £5.75 and has 160 sheets per roll (Waitrose – Andrex Skin Kind), meaning that the pack will last a family of four about 4 days.
|Toilet Paper X|
(9 Roll Pack)
|The Titan Bidet Sprayer|
(The Bum Gun)
|Cost per pack: †||£5.75||£55 Cost|
|Cost over 30 days††:||£43.125||£55 Cost|
|Cost over 1 year ††:||£524.69||£55 Cost|
|Cost over 5 years††:||£2,623.44||£55 Cost|
†Sample pricing and data were compiled on 3rd March 2019.
††Based on a UK household size of 4 people, and a daily average use of 90 sheets per person.
Doesn’t include price increases of toilet paper over 5 years or fuel costs to go buy toilet paper every week.
From the table, you can see how the Titan £55 would pay for itself in only 38 days. Depending on your household habits, your payback period could even be less, such as having more children, or female teens who use the most toilet paper out of all participants in research.
Does £55 sound like an expensive item for your house?
I just took these regular household products from the Debenhams website. There is nothing life-changing out of any of these products, but most people have something similar. I would NEVER replace my Bum Gun in favour of any of these appliances if I could only choose one product.
- Dualit Toaster: £80
- Miele Allervac 5000 Vacuum Cleaner: £279
- Krups Pixie Red Coffee Machine: £190
- Sage Juicer: £150
- Microwave Oven: £279
- KitchenAid ‘Candy Apple’ food mixer: £429
The reason I have shown this analysis is to help you understand that The Bum Gun is not expensive. In fact, The Bum Gun will save you a very tidy amount over 5 years. And with an ROI of only 38 days there is nothing to hold your family back.
And of course, this is in addition to all the extraordinary hygiene benefits you get… plus, the environmental savings you’re contributing to as well.
Installation of The Bum Gun Is A 10 Minute Job
The Bum Gun bidet sprayer is installed right next to the toilet, and with the help of a T-valve, or 3-way valve, water can be fed to fill your toilet’s tank, and feed The Bum Gun.
Installation does not usually require any specialists tools or skills. But of course please contact your local plumber to make sure your installation is done right.
Please see our Installation of The Bum Gun video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OSDKHiwZm8
Are Females The Biggest Beneficiaries of The Bum Gun?
Obviously, due to the differences in physical make-ups between the sexes, some would argue that females are the biggest benefactors of The Bum Gun bidet sprayer.
Earlier I mentioned how important it is to clean your genitals and your anal area after using the toilet. Well, I’m sure most guys would feel they don’t need to use toilet paper after urinating, but all females do. Then, of course, there is female menstruation when The Bum Gun bidet sprayer is definitely the female’s best friend. Just ask my wife.
In these situations, The Bum Gun bidet sprayer really beats all competition. It truly is the practical solution and supports the dual-purpose hygiene mentioned above. When using The Bum Gun bidet sprayer in a public restroom you’ll most likely need to use a little toilet paper to dry, but when at home, most people use a towel to dry, just as you do after a shower, or washing your hands.
Here’s a summary of the biggest benefits of The Bum Gun bidet sprayer.
The Bum Gun bidet sprayer…
- Is cheaper than all forms of standard bidet, including toilet seat bidet attachments.
- Saves huge amounts of toilet paper
- Doesn’t need extra space in your bathroom for the regular style bidet units.
- Allows you dual-hygienic cleansing of both genitals and anal area
I promise you will feel rejuvenated and refreshed like never before when you use The Bum Gun bidet sprayer.
Cleanliness and comfort – impossible to achieve with toilet paper.
EXPERIENCE COMFORT, HYGIENE AND A BETTER QUALITY OF LIFE
Three things that you should hate about toilet paper is that it doesn’t get you properly clean, it often hurt like hell, and you should detest exposing your hands to needless bacteria and germs.
REDUCE TIME & EFFORT WHILE SAVING YOUR MONEY
Reduce & even eliminate the need for toilet paper. Do you want to reduce your monthly expenses? You can instantly save your hard earned money on your weekly shop, while making the whole shopping ordeal easier.
VIP YOUR LIFESTYLE TODAY
You’ve worked very hard to get where you are for a reason. You want & deserve the best in life. With The Bum Gun® in your bathroom you instantly upgrade your health, well-being and lifestyle.
FREE YOURSELF FROM TEARING YOUR SKIN WITH TOILET PAPER
Don’t you hate it when toilet paper tears your skin? Apart from it hurting like hell, it is not hygienic. The bidet sprayer will improve your standard of living, with better personal hygiene.
AFFORDABLE AND RELIABLE – FOR THE PRICE OF A MEAL FOR 2
Everyone can afford The Bum Gun® – For the price of a meal for two, you can test drive a bidet sprayer today. Your Return on Investment (ROI) will be within 2-4 months, as most households report.
DO YOUR BIT TOWARDS A BETTER ENVIRONMENT
Far too many trees are cut down in your lifetime just to service the toilet paper you and your family will need. Then add all the others resources wasted in the production of toilet paper = senseless wastage.
KEEP YOUR HANDS CLEAN AND FREE FROM GERMS & BACTERIA
With less than 54% of people washing their hands properly, then perhaps rubbing their eyes and biting their fingernails, is it any wonder we are having more and more days off work sick?
I AM INTERESTED BUT IS THERE A GUARANTEE?
Honestly, you have nothing to lose. I will take the risk for you. If you are not completely satisfied after trying your Bum Gun bidet sprayer for 60 days, simply return, and get your money back.
JOIN THE 100% CUSTOMER SATISFIED CLUB TODAY
Few products have 100% customer satisfaction. It’s no fluke that no one goes back to toilet paper once discovering The Bum Gun! Some inventions just blow away the products they replace & transform our lives.
“I was familiar already with the Asian style bidet sprayer and a convert from the start. When I came across the Bum Gun Company on returning to the UK I did not hesitate to order two sprayer kits, one for the bathroom and the other for the cloakroom toilet. They have been installed for nearly one month and are, predictably, a winner in every sense. Smart in appearance, adding style but above all comfortable and super hygienic to use while at the same time offering a massive saving on the use of toilet rolls, over time. This simple piece of kit is truly amazing but not as amazing as the timidity of the UK public to embrace the idea.”