Are You Considering a Remodeling Your Bathroom (Pt2/2)?

Sep 21, 2016 | Family Health, General Health, The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers

Welcome back to this two part series about ‘remodelling your bathroom’.

If you missed Part One – Click HERE

Ok, lets dive straight in to today’s information on remodelling your bathroom.

I want to start with some advice on remodelling your bathroom on a budget.

Unfortunately, we’re not all blessed with deep pockets full of green-backs, so we usually have to compromise, and make best use of our available funds…


Are You Remodeling Your Bathroom on a Budget?

When it comes to buying a new shower, you might search for the nicest looking standalone shower you can afford.  But there’s a good chance, especially in the current economy, you’ll be looking to make a decent saving.

If so, you may be pleased to know that standalone showers come in a number of different sizes, shapes, and styles.  Whether you are looking a trendy looking standalone shower or the most affordable one, there is a good chance that you will be able to find exactly what you were looking for.

And if it’s been a while since you decked out your bathroom, I think you’ll be in for a pleasant surprise.

If you shop around, I think you’ll be able to find something of really great value.

There’s a ton of choice these days.

Plus there are always some great savings to be found.

But what if you want to go even more retro…and save even more of your hard earned cash in the process? Wouldn’t it be cool to have a shower no one else has?

If you’d like something extra special, I’ve got you covered, read on buddy…


How To Create A Custom Built Shower

At the end of the day, do you really need to spend your money on an often flimsy plastic shower cubicle? More often than not the plastic doors have weak hinges and they don’t look very appealing.

Why not go retro, and build your own shower?

how-to-build-a-showerThere are a ton of videos on YouTube to give you some inspiration for retro shower designs and ideas.

I just searched “custom built shower” and found all sorts of interesting and useful ideas.

A word of advice though. Why not do this with a neighbour or friend? You can help each other. Share ideas. Share materials. And get the job done in half the time.

And you both end up with a super cool, and original shower design.

If you want even more ideas why don’t you search Pinterest? – again if you use the search term “custom built shower” you’ll be amazed at how many designs you can find.


Do You Have a Standalone Bidet in the Corner of Your Bathroom?

standalone-bidet-wastes-spaceA lot of my customers tell me that they have had a standalone bidet hiding in the corner of their bathroom for years. But just never had the gumption to do something about it.

There’s no getting round it. Standalone bidets take up valuable space.

Plus standalone bidets are poor performers.

There’s no competition between a standalone bidet and a bidet sprayer with a flexible hose.

Why would you want to hop off the toilet to clean yourself, when you can clean much more effectively while sat on the toilet?

Plus do you really want to have to swirl out and clean the bidet after you have used it?

I think, most definitely not.

With The Bum Gun, there’s no cleaning needed. You just flush the chain. Done.


Have You Been Thinking About Trying Out a Bidet Sprayer But

Not Sure The Bum Gun Is For You?

Look, I understand when we try change habits we’ve had for years, there’s bound to be some anxiety.

I was exactly the same.

I also never got straight off the potty and started using The Bum Gun.

I had to endure years and years of pain and discomfort before I discovered The Bum Gun just like you.

But thankfully, those days are over for me…

By the grace of God, my life took a massive change for the better when I took a trip out to Thailand in my early 20’s to train for an up and coming karate tournament.

The plan was to stay for 3 months and train Thai boxing, or Muay Thai as the locals call it, and return to the UK to take part in this karate tournament.

To be honest I knew nothing about Thailand before I left the UK.

It wasn’t anywhere near the popular tourist destination back then as it is now.

So I turned up in Thailand the complete newbie without any knowledge whatsoever.

Luckily the friend I travelled with had a relative living in Bangkok, in a huge house on the outskirts of the city.


Mr Bum Gun Starts His Muay Thai Training

By the second day I was muay-thai-boxingalready being ushered into the local Muay Thai gym at 6am to start my training.

To say it was brutal training is an understatement…

At the end of the session, the Mama-san of the gym got all the boxers to sit down for dinner together.
I was too exhausted to opt out…

So I also sat down on the floor in the middle of the gym…

Plates and plates of food came through from the kitchen and everyone tucked in…

I remember how colourful the food looked…

It was super spicy, but I was so hungry I woofed down a couple of plates and then politely made my exit, I needed sleep…


The Thunderclap of Pain

By the time I got home I already needed the toilet…

This was my first realisation that the ‘colourful food’ must have been red hot, fiery chillies…

I’m not sure why I didn’t realise at the time…

Sure it tasted super-spicy as I ate the food, but not unbearably..

But now I was in major pain, as I started my regular procession to the toilet over the next few hours…

Toilet paper hurts during any trip to the toilet. But when you are forced to go every 5 or 10 minutes, this can be brutal…

This is the day I discovered the awesomeness of The Bum Gun bidet sprayer…

And I’ve never looked back since…

What is the point of smearing around with rough old toilet paper, when you can use an invigorating jet of water to clean PROPERLY in seconds?

It’s a complete no-brainer when you’ve tried The Bum Gun.

And I believe you will feel exactly the same as me, IF you The Bum Gun a trial run.

60 Day Trial For The Bum Gun

60 Day Trial for The Bum GunTo help make this big change in your life super easy I’d like to give you an offer you can’t refuse. l’ll give you a clear cut 60 day test period to try The Bum Gun for yourself.  If after trying The Bum Gun you honestly feel toilet paper is better than The Bum Gun after 2 full months of testing, simple return your bidet sprayer to get all your money back. Is that fair?

Heck, you can even keep the free gifts you receive when you order your bidet sprayer as my thank you for giving The Bum Gun a try.

You don’t have to deal with toilet paper pain, discomfort, skid stains and nasty gling-ons any longer.

Start enjoying your new life feeling “shower fresh clean” all day long, experience more energy and vigour, and start saving your money today.

Oh, and get ready for your new “rockstar” status when all your family members are thanking you for having the vision to test drive The Bum Gun!!


greg-noland-australia-ceoAlways Dedicated to Your Awesome Life,

Greg Noland – Author, CEO & Founder

The Bum Gun Ltd


PS – If you want to take advantage of our ‘Bum Gun Special Offer’ and SAVE BIG on your first Bum Gun bidet sprayer, click the image below. But don’t wait around forever. It’s your duty to make sure all your family have the right tools to get themselves ‘properly clean after every toilet visit‘. 


Greg Noland

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