Advice from two great enemies

Dec 27, 2016 | Christmas, Family Health, Special Offer, The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers

Advice from two great enemies…

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Few generals have hated each other as much as The Duke of Wellington and Napoleon.

After the battle of Waterloo the Duke made a point of sleeping with two of Napoleon’s old mistresses.

One was an actress named Josephine Weimer.

Someone asked her who was the better lover and she replied “Monsieur le Duc etait beaucoup le plus fort.” which means “The Duke was much stronger.”

What do you suppose that means? Was it his weaponry or how he deployed it?

After that little bit of excitement, here are two quotations I recommend to you.

Napoleon once said “The important thing is to decide.”

He pointed out that after you’ve made a decision you’ll make quite a few others that will probably render it irrelevant.

But what he said was incredibly important.

Most people fail, not because of what they do but because of what they don’t do.

What don’t they do?

They don’t do …. anything.

People sit around thinking about all the things they plan to do but never get around to doing a damn thing.

Most people would like more energy, feel fitter, look better…


But they don’t have the ‘time’ or the ‘energy’ to do anything about their situation…

If you’re planning to do something for goodness sake stop thinking about it – get on with it.

Get on with it now.

Or do you truly feel you don’t have the energy for it?

Think about it before the New Year and get on with it as soon as possible…

The Duke of Wellington also had a handy turn of phrase.

Towards the end of his life he was asked to what he owed his victories.

He said nothing what-so-ever about strategy or tactics and simply said…

“Attention to detail.”

I cannot emphasis how important it is to pay attention to detail.

When raising a family, this means constantly keeping in touch with all your children’s needs and desires…

Hard yes…

And if you have teenage daughters that means keeping up with what’s new in the 21st century, which aint easy for anyone born before 1975!!

But did you know teenage girls use as much as 10 times more toilet paper than teenage boys?

Do you think you know why that is?

Yes, they need it for make-up and the like, but the main need, is they are CRYING OUT TO FEEL CLEAN…

The big problem?

Toilet paper will never get your teenage daughter as clean as water!!


All my family members now use The Bum Gun and love the extra energy the improvement on hygiene gives them.

We have more energy…

We hit the gym 4 or 5 times a week…

We’re way happier feeling “shower fresh clean” after every toilet visit.

We took action to improve our lives…

You should do the same for your family…

If you want more energy and a better quality of life, click on the link below and TAKE ACTION…

Why not do it now? You’re going to need all the help you can get in 2017.

I promise you.

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Looking forward to hearing from you,

Greg Noland

CEO & Founder

The Bum Gun Ltd

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