Let’s Get To Know Who Created The Bum Gun Company and What It’s About …
“You Can’t Afford to Miss This Upgrade in The Quality of Your Life”
Toilet Paper is a Dated Invention That NEVER Got You Properly Clean.
THE BUM GUN Will Provide A Refreshing and Invigorating Experience Every Time!
“Discover How To Improve Your Personal Hygiene, Reduce Toilet Paper Pain
AND Save Your Hard-Earned Money”
Click Below To Start The Process To Drastically Improve Your Life Every Time You Go To The Toilet.
Dear Toilet Paper User
Are you looking for a cleaner, more hygienic & more comfortable way to use the bathroom?
Our Founder & CEO
CEO & Founder
Hello, welcome and congratulations!
My name is Greg Noland and I am the CEO & Founder of The Bum Gun Company®.
If you’ve only ever used toilet paper, you’re in for a massive treat. I don’t say this lightly. But if you value feeling clean and refreshed and you actively seek a better life for yourself and your loved ones. Then you’re going to love the life-changing benefits of The Bum Gun bidet sprayer.
Please take a look round my website. And I hope you realise how important it is that you switch to bidet sprayer technology in your house.
Frequently Asked Questions
But How Will I Dry Myself?
This is an often asked question. After using The Bum Gun you simply dry yourself just as you would when you come out of the shower or wash your hands. Your intimate areas are now just as clean as having a shower. So, many people keep a flannel size towel beside their toilet for drying. Or, you can use a few sheets of toilet paper to dab dry.
Won't I Use More Water?
Of course, The Bum Gun uses water. But much less than stripping off and jumping back into the shower as many people tell me they do when they only have toilet paper available. Plus, why don’t you just flush the toilet one or two times less per day. You don’t need to flush after every pee. Or, start turning off the tap when you are lathering up. Install lever taps to make this easier for your family members.
How Are Your Bidet Sprayers Different From Amazon?
Helping you, and others just like you, discover the amazing benefits of The Bum Gun is my life mission. And I want you to have an effortless experience. That’s why I scoured the globe for the best-quality bidet sprayers I could find. And why I am confident to offer you a 5-year warranty on our 304 stainless steel bidet sprayers. I’ve tested the most popular sprayers found on Amazon, numerous times. Yes, they are cheap, but they don’t come close to the quality of the original Bum Gun bidet sprayers we are offering you. Just check the Amazon comments for complaints about leaks and poor quality.
What's Wrong With Toilet Paper?
Yes, you’ve used toilet paper all your life. But like most things, technology improves old products. And far superior products are invented. I think you know; toilet paper NEVER gets you properly clean. Put it this way. If you put in hand in dog poo, or a bird pooped on your arm, you’d want to clean it properly with water. You wouldn’t be happy with just wiping with a tissue. Plus, toilet paper can hurt like hell. It you’re your skin. And it is your hard-earned money down the toilet every day. You deserve better than that. Test drive our best-selling Titan today. Click HERE or the image of Heidi our customer service rep and let’s get you started.
Transform Your Life Today With The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer
This 21st-century solution to an age-old problem will change your life forever. This is one of those products which will radically change a generation. Much like the microwave oven, the mobile phone, and the indoor toilet, The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer Will Imrove Your Life.
You might not know it yet. But heck, we all catch on at different rates. I was one of the last of my friends to get a mobile phone, thinking I could do without one. But now I realize I can’t live without my phone.
Just like you will NEVER live without THE BUM GUN, once you discover its effectiveness.
Most people who have never tried The Bum Gun make this same mistake. Some inventions, just suit everyone. And the longer you put off this upgrade in your life, the longer you will miss out on the benefits of improving the quality of your life.
Never mind wasting your hard-earned money!
Do you want to miss out when so many people are switching to The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer?
Don’t be the last to upgrade as this customer found out.
Why Did I Wait A Year? Arrhhhh!!
I first talked to The Bum Gun Company about ordering a bidet sprayer over a year ago, but I thought I was too busy to continue with the order, and just kind of forgot about it. Then I saw a TV program the other day talking about the benefits of The Bum Gun or bidet sprayer so I dug out my old email from the company, and ordered my Titan bidet sprayer.
Boy am I mad I waited this long!! This bum spraying, supa dupa, itch bustin bidet sprayer is awesome!! I no longer have that bum itch, I’m not walking around with chaffed skin from toilet roll, and I’m saving money buying from not having to buy loo roll every week. And the arguments in my house are reduced, as no one is being blamed for taking the last roll without replacing it!!
The Bum Gun bidet sprayer rocks – thanks guys.
S. Hackney Alwoodly Leeds LS17
What The Toilet Paper Companies Don't Want You To Know
No one deserves to have to put up with poor hygiene and the drained-energy life too much exposure to bacteria can burden you with.
Life is far too short to be held back just because you don’t have the right tools to live a fresh and healthy life.
If you are down the gym every day, or busting your gut trying to advance your career, you need to have the energy to perform at your best.
Being exposed to unnecessary bacteria on your hands will drain your energy levels. If you let it.
Maximum your energy levels and get the most out of life with the invigorating jet spray the Bum Gun bidet sprayer provides.