About The Bum Gun Company
We’re Shocked People Still Put Up With Toilet Paper
About The Bum Gun Company: This page explains our mission, values, and why we exist to help families escape toilet paper pain and discover the shower-fresh cleanliness they deserve.
Every day, millions of families in the West use dry paper to wipe themselves after using the toilet.
They accept skin irritation. They accept never feeling properly clean. They accept spending £600+ annually on a product that fundamentally doesn’t work.
And nobody questions it because “that’s just how it’s always been done.”
The Bum Gun Company exists to change that.
We exist to help you and your family escape from toilet paper pain.
Help you save your hard-earned money every year.
And help you discover the awesome feeling of being “shower fresh clean” after every toilet visit.
Why We Do This
In 1991, our founder discovered bidet sprayers during a trip to Asia.
For years, he’d suffered with toilet paper – skin cutting, constant pain, never feeling clean, wasting money weekly. He assumed everyone dealt with the same problems.
Then he discovered The Bum Gun for the first time.
Everything changed.
Not just the physical comfort (though that was immediate and dramatic). The realisation that billions of people worldwide had solved this problem decades ago. And Western countries continued suffering with an inferior 19th-century solution.
That’s what drives us: helping families discover what most of the world already knows.
Our Mission: Giving People Their Dignity Back
Bathroom hygiene shouldn’t be painful, expensive, or environmentally destructive.
Yet for millions using toilet paper, it’s all three.
We believe:
- Families deserve to feel shower-fresh clean after every toilet visit
- Nobody should accept toilet paper pain as “normal”
- Water cleaning is a basic human right, not a luxury
- Environmental destruction for bathroom hygiene is unacceptable
- Families worldwide deserve the same hygiene standards billions have enjoyed for generations
When customers tell us The Bum Gun “changed their life” – that’s not hyperbole.
For someone who’s suffered years of toilet paper irritation, hemorrhoid pain, or constant discomfort – discovering they don’t have to live that way anymore genuinely transforms daily quality of life.
That’s what drives us to keep going despite 13 years of uphill battles against cultural resistance to change.
What Makes The Bum Gun Company Different
We’re not just selling a product. We’re challenging a cultural assumption.
Most businesses accept their market as-is. We’re actively trying to change minds about bathroom hygiene – because we’ve seen the profound results when families make the switch.
The Bum Gun Company Approach:
1. We Use What We Sell Every Day
Our CEO has been using two of our best-selling Titan bidet sprayers for 8-9 years. Every product recommendation comes from personal experience, not marketing research.
We’re proud of the quality of our bidet sprayers.
2. We Choose Quality Over Profit
The Titan model uses 304 stainless steel – medical-grade quality that lasts at least 5 years, and longer if care is taken. We could source cheaper materials and make higher margins.
We don’t. Because families deserve products that work, not disposable junk that breaks in 6 or 12 months.
That’s why we offer a long 5-year warranty when competitors offer one year maximum.
3. We Stand Behind Everything 100%
Every purchase includes a 60-day money-back guarantee. Use it for two months. If you’re not convinced The Bum Gun is superior to toilet paper, return it for a full refund.
We can offer this confidently because virtually nobody returns them. Once people experience “shower fresh” cleanliness, they never go back to toilet paper.
4. We’re Here To Help, Not Just Sell
Most e-commerce companies ghost customers after purchase. We provide ongoing support, installation guidance, and hygiene education.
Our goal isn’t one-time sales. It’s helping families adopt bidet sprayers permanently and successfully.
The Benefits The Bum Gun Company Is Fighting For
When we say The Bum Gun transforms lives, here’s specifically what we mean:
Health Benefits:
- End toilet paper skin irritation and pain. Medical research shows toilet paper chemicals cause chronic irritation, affecting millions who experience discomfort from repeated use.
- Reduce UTI risk in women through proper front-to-back water cleaning
- Provide relief for haemorrhoid sufferers (gentle water vs abrasive paper)
- Support elderly and mobility-challenged users who struggle with traditional wiping
- Help teenage girls manage menstrual hygiene with confidence and comfort
Financial Benefits:
- Save £600+ annually (average UK family toilet paper costs)
- One-time £89 investment vs ongoing weekly purchases
- Payback period: 27 days for a typical family
- £6,156 savings over 5 years
Environmental Benefits:
- Stop contributing to deforestation (millions of trees cut down globally daily to manufacture toilet paper)
- Eliminate plastic wet wipes pollution. The UK government banned plastic wet wipes in November 2025 to protect waterways and wildlife.
- Prevent sewer blockages costing water companies £200 million annually
- Reduce microplastic contamination in waterways and wildlife
Dignity Benefits:
- Actually feel clean after bathroom visits (not just “wiped with paper”)
- Stop accepting discomfort as normal
- Give families – especially women and teenage girls – hygiene tools that actually work
- Restore confidence during periods, illness or physical challenges
Who The Bum Gun Company Serves
About the bum gun company – we exist for families who: We exist for families who:
- Are tired of toilet paper pain and discomfort
- Want to actually feel clean, not just “wiped”
- Recognise the environmental destruction toilet paper causes
- Are shocked they’re spending £600+ annually on inadequate hygiene
- Want better for their daughters during menstruation
- Need gentler solutions for elderly or mobility-challenged family members
- Refuse to accept “that’s how it’s always been” as justification for inferior products
Our customers span:
- United Kingdom
- United States
- Canada
- Australia
- New Zealand
- Across Europe
Anywhere families are ready to question why they’re still using 19th-century bathroom hygiene in the 21st century.
The Bum Gun Company Commitment To You
When you choose The Bum Gun Company, you’re not just buying a product. You’re joining families worldwide who’ve discovered:
✅ Shower-fresh clean after every toilet visit – not just “wiped with paper” but genuinely clean
✅ Freedom from toilet paper pain – no more skin irritation, cuts, or discomfort
✅ Massive cost savings – £600+ annually redirected from toilet paper waste to things that matter
✅ Environmental responsibility – zero trees, zero plastic waste, zero sewer blockages
✅ Better hygiene for everyone – children, teens, adults, elderly – the entire family benefits
✅ Quality that lasts – 8-10+ year product lifespan with proper care
✅ Risk-free trial – 60-day money-back guarantee on every purchase
✅ Ongoing support – we’re here to help you succeed with water cleaning
The Sad Reality We’re Fighting
Here’s what breaks our hearts:
Families suffering unnecessarily.
Parents watching their teenage daughters struggle with period hygiene, using excessive toilet paper trying to feel clean – when water cleaning would solve it instantly.
Elderly people experiencing pain and difficulty with traditional wiping – when a bidet sprayer would restore their independence and dignity.
Hemorrhoid sufferers enduring daily agony from abrasive paper – when gentle water cleaning would provide immediate relief.
And nobody tells them there’s a better way.
Doctors don’t mention it. Health educators avoid the topic. Cultural taboos keep people suffering in silence.
That’s why The Bum Gun Company exists.
Someone needs to say loudly and clearly: You don’t have to live this way. There’s a better solution. Most of the world already uses it.
The Bum Gun Company: Our Vision For The Future
We envision an environment where:
- Everyone can enjoy “shower fresh cleanliness” after every toilet visit, be it at home, at work, or in a public facility
- Families look back shocked that they once used only dry paper
- Toilet paper becomes the backup option, not the primary method
- Children grow up with proper hygiene habits from the start
- The West matches Asian and European hygiene standards
- Environmental destruction for bathroom products becomes unacceptable
We’re not there yet. But every family that makes the switch brings us closer.
Join The Movement
Thousands of families across the West have already discovered what we’re fighting for.
They’ve experienced the difference between wiping and actually cleaning. Between accepting discomfort and eliminating it. Between wasting £600 annually and investing £89 once.
They’ll never go back to toilet paper.
Neither will you, once you try water cleaning properly.
The question isn’t whether water is superior to paper – it obviously is for every other cleaning task in your life.
The question is: when will you stop accepting inferior bathroom hygiene?
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Why Families Trust The Bum Gun Company
When people ask about the bum gun company, we let our customers do the talking:
“My daughter said it changed her life during her period. Those were her exact words. I had no idea she was struggling so much with feeling clean. I wish we’d installed this years ago.”
“We have three teenage daughters. The Bum Gun paid for itself in toilet paper savings within two months. But honestly, the real value is knowing my girls feel confident and clean.”
“I was familiar with Asian-style bidet sprayers and switched immediately when I returned to the UK. Four weeks in, they’re winners in every sense. Smart appearance, genuinely comfortable, incredibly hygienic. This is an amazing piece of kit that every UK family deserves.”
“One of my daughters backpacked through Asia for 3 months and discovered bidet sprayers there. When she came home, she refused to move back in unless we installed the bum gun. I thought she was being dramatic. Two weeks after installation, I understood completely. Now, our whole family loves the benefits of the bum gun.”
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About The Bum Gun Company – Bringing shower-fresh cleanliness to families worldwide since 2012
Contact us: Email: info@thebumgun.com – We’ll try our best to respond within 24 hours
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