1. “EXPERIENCE COMFORT, HYGIENE AND A BETTER QUALITY OF LIFE”
Three things that you should hate about toilet paper is that it doesn’t get you properly clean, it hurts like hell, and you should detest exposing your hands to needless bacteria and germs.
Improve your standard of living, with better personal hygiene. After all, isn’t that’s what life is all about?
Who doesn’t want to improve their standard of living?
2. FREE YOURSELF FROM TEARING YOUR SKIN WITH TOILET PAPER
No one likes the pain of tearing their skin with toilet paper. Apart from it hurting like hell, it is not hygienic to allow faecal matter to enter open sores.
3. KEEP YOUR PRECIOUS HANDS CLEAN AND FREE FROM GERMS & BACTERIA
With less than 50% of us washing our hands properly, then picking our noses, rubbing our eyes, biting our fingernails, is it any wonder we are having more and more days off work sick?
Even with 2 or 3 layers of toilet paper you are exposing your fingers to faecal matter / transferring to your fingers.
Fans of toilet paper surely hate the moment when your fingers tear through the paper, and your fingers get covered in the nasty stuff.
Reduce sick days, lethargic moods and depression with less exposure to bacteria.
4. REDUCE TIME & EFFORT WHILE SAVING YOUR MONEY
Reduce and even eliminate the need for toilet paper. Who doesn’t want to reduce their monthly expenses?
Why waste money every week with an inferior, bulky product, and instantly save your money on your weekly shop, while making the whole ordeal easier.
5. Affordable & Reliable – Fast ROI – For the price of a meal for 2
One of the beauties about The Bum Gun® is that everyone can afford one. For the price of a meal for two people you can get set-up with your own Bum Gun. You can even take advantage of our 60 day trial period. So you have nothing to lose. We take the risk.
If for any reason you are not completely satisfied after trying your Bum Gun bidet sprayer, simply return, and get your money back.
However, once you start using your Bum Gun, you’ll realise it will pay for itself quickly. Average ROI is within 2-4 months for most households.
6. DO YOUR BIT TOWARDS A BETTER ENVIRONMENT
Do your bit for the environment and stop being part of the cycle of waste which begins with chopping trees down needlessly. Oxygen is one of the gases that contributes to the cooling of the Earth.
Trees make oxygen. More trees = more oxygen. More oxygen = cooler temps. So less trees = more CO2 + less oxygen = hotter temps. By cutting down on toilet roll you are helping massively to make our world a better place to live.
376 trees cut down in your lifetime just to service the toilet paper you will need. What about all the bleach, oil, fuel, production energy??
Isn’t that what you want for your kids and grandkids?
7. SAVE YOUR TIME FOR WHAT YOU LOVE
Admittedly, some people take a while on the toilet. But if it’s reading a good novel, I’d rather be on my favourite arm-chair with a glass of beer of wine reading my latest book, than sat on the toilet.
Spraying yourself with a jet of water if far quicker than wiping and wiping, struggling to get clean. A one-off purchase, installed in 10 minutes, versus weekly trips to the supermarket, wasting your precious time and fuel to go buy yet another jumbo pack of toilet roll?
Then how many sick days do you need from poor hand hygiene?
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One of the few products with 100% customer satisfaction.
It’s not a fluke that no one goes back to toilet paper once discovering The Bum Gun! There are certain inventions that just blow away the previous product they replace, and transform our lives.
Do you want to return to the Nokia 3310, with its analog screen, the Atari game console?? The pressure cooker?
NO, I DIDN’T THINK SO. The bum Gun is just like the inventions which replaced these old cart horses.
To be honest it is absolutely shocking that people are still struggling away with toilet paper.
Time you upgraded don’t you think?
Why don’t you take me up on my “bullet-proof offer” to test The Bum Gun for yourself for 60 days?
If you honestly feel that toilet paper is better after 60 days, simply return for your money back.
No questions asked…
Click this link now to our promotions page: https://www.thebumgun.com/titan-promotions/
I’m looking forward to taking care of your bidet sprayer needs for the years to come…