8 Head Turning Facts Why Big Bums Are Awesome

Apr 10, 2014 | Family Health, In The News...

You have all seen the catwalks in the last few years. Streams of waif-like-junkie looking girls, who look in desperate need of a Big Mac & fries. In my opinion big bums are far more attractive. Skinny girls, who could be mistaken for a guy from behind, just don’t look sensual, don’t look worth looking at, and definitely do not represent the proper female form.

I wonder if you have seen the padded butt knickers. I find these highly amusing, but just go to show how not everyone wants the skinny beanpole look.

Everyone was goggle-eyed when Kim Kardashian did a recent photo shoot in Krabi, Thailand wearing a Brazilian thong bikini. We heard she was offered one of the million baht members’ club cards, other holders being David Beckham. One thing is for sure everyone on Krabi’s beach that morning got a real treat from Hollywood’s royalty.

  1. The Sexiest Bums are big

Jennifer Lopez must have one of the most sought after butts going. A chunky, well-rounded  bum is a highly desirable feature on a 21st century woman. This is mainly due to a number of high-profile celebs, like Jennifer Lopez, whose curvy yet tight bum is dee-licious. And Jennifer knows the best way to take care of her gorgeous derriere is using a bidet sprayer, NOT nasty toilet roll.

  1. They make us more heart-healthy

According to researchers at Harvard Medical School, the subcutaneous fat found in women’s butts, hips, and thighs may protect them against health issues, such as heart disease and diabetes. That means pear-shaped women tend to be healthier than apple-shaped ones.

  1. Tight fitting jeans are SEXY!!

Girls with skinny bums hardly ever look hot in jeans. Tons of sag is just NOT sexy!! Big bums, like Kim’s fill out jeans and give every admirer a lovely view

4. Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier

Scientists from the University of Oxford have discovered that women with larger than average butts are not only increasingly intelligent but also very resistant to chronic illnesses. Omega 3 fats have been proven to catalyze brain development. Researchers have also discovered that children who have moms with wider hips sometimes tend to have higher IQs.

  1. Big Bums Help Protect From Diabetes

According to ABC News, women with bigger booties tend to have lower cholesterol levels and are more likely to produce sugar-metabolizing hormones. Therefore, women with big butts are less likely to have diabetes.”

  1. Never Feel Uncomfortable Sitting On A Wall

Falling on your ass is painful if you don’t have much down there to act as a cushion. Sitting on the ground or uncomfortable chairs for long periods of time? Forget about it, little butts.

  1. Beyoncé Queen of the Butt Shakin Dance Moves

The best dancers have a lot of bootie to shake. Beyoncé is queen of the butt shakin dance moves. Watch any of her videos and tell me I’m not right.

  1. Selfie Mania – Perfect Opportunity To Show Off Your Butt

As everyone knows Selfie Mania is HERE!! And girls across the globe can’t wait to strip off in their bedroom or bathroom and show the world their bodies. Luckily for us big butt lovers that includes some very tasty booties!! Enjoy!!

Greg Noland

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