Xmas Bum Gun Promotion 2016

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Look, this is super simple…

Either you’re in or you’re not…

No messing about here.

“It’s Time For You To Make a Big Decision”

But before I tell you what that is…

Remember your decision will effect every single member of your family living in your house…

So please don’t make a rash decision and regret it years later…

Look, you want the VERY best for your family, right?

Of course you do…

And if you are like most other people, you’ve been putting up with toilet paper for years…

Heck, I was the same for years…

I didn’t like it…

But I put up with it…

To be honest, it hurt like hell, and still does when I’m forced to use it…

The massive toilet paper corporations do an amazing job convincing you it is ‘super puppy soft’, it’s ‘kinder to the environment’, and it’s ‘ever so long’.

 

COMPLETE GARBAGE!!

 

It’s NOT soft!!

It’ll NEVER be kind to the environment!!

And it’s NOT getting any cheaper!!

 

Decision Time

 

Either you want to continue smearing around with toilet paper or you want to get ‘Properly, Shower Fresh Clean’ after every toilet visit.

There are only TWO Options for you, so it’s super simple for you to decide.

 

Irresistible Offer A

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 Irresistible Offer B

 

I sincerely hope you’ll give me the chance to supply you with the very best Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers I believe the market has right now.

 

  • Stainless steel 304 body and hose for long life, and prevent splitting and cracking, common with cheap copy bidet sprayers you might find on Amazon and eBay.
  • Long 5 Year Warranty so you can be sure you’ve got a top quality product.
  • Lowest Prices you’ve ever seen by The Bum Gun Ltd.
  • 60 Day Trial Period on every Titan bidet sprayer – your satisfaction guaranteed.

 

 

Now, don’t delay that clock up there is ticking and your family’s well being is at stake…

Once that clock stops, this Special Offer will be gone forever!!

So, go ahead, make your order now, and look forward to the Cleanest Year you’ve ever had!!

 

Irresistible Offer A

BUY TWO Titan bidet sprayers with 2 x 3 way valves for maximum savings. Use for your second bathroom, your office bathroom, or give to your friend or family member as their best ever New Years present.

This is the Craziest Low price you’ll ever see, delivery included, free gifts included

Irresistible Offer B

BUY TWO Titan bidet sprayers as a bundle for ease of ordering. Use for your second bathroom, your office bathroom, or give to your friend or family member as the ultimate New Years present.

This is the Craziest Low price you’ll ever see, delivery included, free gifts included

Take advantage of my Irresistible Offers on the Titan Bum Gun and truly make a difference in the lives of your loved ones, forever!

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Greg Noland

CEO & Founder

The Bum Gun Ltd

 

PS: Please keep an eye out for The Bum Gun Affiliate ClubNew in January 2017  so you can make money from encouraging friends to make the switch from nasty old toilet paper to…

‘The Future of Bathroom Hygiene in the 21st Century”…

INCLUDED WITH EVERY ORDER

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