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Moses is regarded as the greatest prophet of the Old Testament.
He was said to be the liberator of the Jewish people from slavery in Egypt and their leader into the land of Canaan, the Promised Land.
However, many say Moses did not know everything…
And there’s an ancient tale about Moses I want to tell you about…
Moses wanted to pick the wisest man among his subjects to be his prime collaborator.
And when the search finally narrowed down to just three men..
Moses decided to put each venerable, wise man to the ultimate test.
Therefore, he placed each man into a room…
On each of the three room doors were installed a lock that was the last word in mechanical ingenuity.
It was a simple and effective pin tumbler lock made entirely from wood.
This key could be inserted into different openings and finally lifted, which would move the pins and allow the security bolt to be moved.
Anyway, the three candidates were informed that whoever was able to open the door first would be promoted to Moses’ prime collaborator.
As each man entered their room, the door was shut behind them.
And the three men immediately set themselves to their tasks.
Two of the men began to work out complicated mathematical formulas to discover the proper lock combination.
But the third man from Tulsa, Oklahoma just sat down in his chair and became lost in his own thoughts.
And finally without bothering to put pen to paper, he stood up, walked to the door, and very gently pushed on the door with his first finger.
And the door opened to his touch.
It had been unlocked all the time.
And you know what?
The door to what YOU want in life is kind of like this story.
There are no locks on what you can and can’t do to make your life better…
You’re your own keeper…
No matter what your Mum and Dad told you.
You can be like the other two men working out a combination that does not exist..
You can waste years of your life, wasting your money on nasty toilet paper, and trying to convince yourself, that “it’s ok, it, kinda gets me clean”…
When really, all you need is a plan and the wisdom to gently push on the door.
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