The Hitchhiker and The Wise Old Man…

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Have you been looking at my Bum Guns over the last few months but have held off because of pricing or product confusion? I think you’ll be pretty happy with this important offer.

A young hitchhiker

On his way to Hampstead, north London asked a wise old man sitting at the bus stop…

“What are the people like in Hampstead?”

And the old man asked the young hitchhiker…

“How were the people where you came from?”

“A horrible bunch”, the traveller responded.

“They were mean, vindictive, dishonest, and ugly in all respects.

And the wise old man said . . .

“You will find them the same in Hampstead ahead.”

And off went the hitchhiker to the ugly area of London known as Hampstead.

Only moments later, another hitchhiker stopped and inquired about the people in Hampstead.

“Say old man, what are the people like in Hampstead?”

Again, the wise old man asked . . .

“What are the people like where you come from young man?”

“Oh, that’s easy, said the hitchhiker.

They were cool.

They cared for their friends and families’ futures

They were mostly honest

They were industrious and willing to work hard for what they wanted.

They had an entrepreneurial spirit about them I’ve never seen in any other place before…

And they appreciate good value and an opportunity.

Everyone had an open mind and thought the best was yet to come…

And most importantly, they knew a good deal when they saw one.

I was sorry to leave” said the second hitchhiker.

And the wise old man responded.

“So you will find them in the area of London known as Hampstead, just ahead.”

Wherever you go, there you are.

And it’s all the same with improving your family’s personal hygiene.

I can provide you the best quality Bum Gun bidet sprayers I have found on the market.

For VERY reasonable prices….

It’s what city you come from and your attitude that will determine your outcome.

If you’re like the second traveller, please read below…

Because if you’ve been looking at any of my Bum Guns over the last few months but have held off because of pricing or confusion about installation or quality, I think you’ll be pretty happy with this important offer.

It’s a little December send-off gift for you before we close out the year

And it’s a double dooooozer

And it’s plainly simple…

Either, one of two easy choices for you…

Irresistible Offer A

Or

Irresistible Offer B

This over the top generous offer ends when that clock strikes ZERO.

“Happy Holidays For All The Family – Feel Cleaner & Fresher All Day, Not Just At Shower Time”

Greg Noland

I sincerely hope you’ll give me the chance to supply you with the very best Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers I believe the market has right now.

  • Stainless body and hose for long life, and prevent splitting and cracking, common with cheap bidet sprayer copies you might find on Amazon and eBay.
  • Long 5 Year Warranty so you can be sure you’ve got a quality product.
  • Lowest Prices you’ve ever seen by The Bum Gun Ltd.
  • 60 Day Trial Period on every Titan bidet sprayer.

Now, don’t delay that clock up there is ticking and your family’s well-being is at stake…

Once that clock stops, this Special Offer will be gone forever!!

So, go ahead, make your order now, and look forward to the Cleanest Year in 2017 you’ve ever had!!

 

2 x Titan + 2 x Valves

5 Year Warranty

Irresistible Offer A

BUY TWO Titan bidet sprayers with 2 x 3 way valves for maximum savings. Use for your second bathroom, your office bathroom, or give to your friend or family member as their best ever New Years present.

This is the Craziest Low price you’ll ever see, delivery included, free gifts included

2 x Titan

5 Year Warranty

Irresistible Offer B

BUY TWO Titan bidet sprayers as a bundle for ease of ordering. Use for your second bathroom, your office bathroom, or give to your friend or family member as the ultimate New Years present.

This is the Craziest Low price you’ll ever see, delivery included, free gifts included

Take advantage of my Irresistible Offers on the Titan Bum Gun and truly make a difference in the lives of your loved ones, forever!

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Greg Noland

CEO & Founder

The Bum Gun Ltd

 

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