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SPECIAL CHRISTMAS OFFER
Order 2 Titan Bidet Sprayers and Receive a £30 Discount
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YOUR QUALITY OF LIFE IS PRICELESS!!
“For the price of a meal for 2 people you and your family can finally get a SHOWER FRESH CLEAN after every toilet visit.”
What makes The Bum Gun bidet sprayer the smart choice for a Christmas present this year?
“If you are one of the 84% of people who experience pain from using toilet paper, choosing the bidet sprayer is a simple solution” – says a Personal Hygiene Specialist who understands your pain.
In 1991 whilst on a trip to Asia I came across a super smart invention which would change my life forever. Without going into the gory detail here, I hated the results toilet paper was giving me. It was cutting my skin, giving me endless pain. I knew it was never getting me properly clean. And I hated wasting money down the toilet every day. Sound familiar?
Following, I’ll show you the Benefits of The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer which I know CAN help YOU and your family too.
1. EXPERIENCE COMFORT, HYGIENE AND A BETTER QUALITY OF LIFE
Three things that you should hate about toilet paper is that it doesn’t get you properly clean, it can hurt like hell, and you should detest exposing your hands to needless bacteria and germs.
The bidet sprayer will improve your standard of living, with better personal hygiene. I know you want to improve your standard of living, right?
2. FREE YOURSELF FROM TEARING YOUR SKIN WITH TOILET PAPER
Don’t you hate it when toilet paper tears your skin? Apart from it hurting like hell, it is not hygienic to allow faecal matter to enter your open sores.
3. KEEP YOUR PRECIOUS HANDS CLEAN AND FREE FROM GERMS & BACTERIA
With less than 54% of people washing their hands properly, then rubbing their eyes and biting their fingernails, is it any wonder we are having more and more days off work sick?
Even with 2 or 3 layers of toilet paper you are exposing your fingers to faecal matter which transfers to your fingers.
Don’t you hate the moment when your fingers tear through the paper, and your fingers get covered in the nasty stuff?
Reduce sick days, lethargic moods, and depression by ditching toilet paper today.
4. REDUCE TIME & EFFORT WHILE SAVING YOUR MONEY
Reduce and even eliminate the need for toilet paper. Do you want to reduce your monthly expenses? Why waste your money every week with an inferior, bulky product? You can instantly save your money on your weekly shop, while making the whole ordeal easier.
5. AFFORDABLE AND RELIABLE – FOR THE PRICE OF A MEAL FOR 2
One of the beauties about The Bum Gun® is that everyone can afford one. For the price of a meal for two people you can get a bidet sprayer today. Your Return on Investment (ROI) will be within 2-4 months, as most households report.
6. I AM INTERESTED BUT IS THERE A GUARANTEE?
Honestly, you have nothing to lose. I will take the risk for you. If for any reason you are not completely satisfied after trying your Bum Gun bidet sprayer for 60 days, simply return, and get your money back.
7. DO YOUR BIT TOWARDS A BETTER ENVIRONMENT
I am sure everyone would do their bit for the environment if it was easy. Just by upgrading to the bidet sprayer you will instantly be helping a number of trees being needlessly chopped down. Also, oxygen is one of the gases that contributes to the cooling of the Earth. Trees make oxygen. More trees = more oxygen. More oxygen = cooler temps. So less trees = more CO2 + less oxygen = hotter temps. By cutting down on toilet roll you are helping massively to make our world a better place to live.
How many trees are cut down needlessly in a person’s lifetime just to service the toilet paper they will need? That does not even include all the bleach, oil, fuel, and production energy.
8. JOIN THE 100% CUSTOMER SATISFIED CLUB TODAY
One of the few products with 100% customer satisfaction.
It’s not a fluke that no one goes back to toilet paper once discovering The Bum Gun! There are certain inventions that just blow away the previous product they replace, and transform our lives. Do you want to return to the Nokia 3310, with its analog screen, the Atari game console?? The pressure cooker?
NO, I DIDN’T THINK SO. The Bum Gun is just like the inventions which replaced these old cart horses.
To be honest it is absolutely shocking that people are still struggling away with toilet paper.
Time you upgraded don’t you think?
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